Did I ever tell you what the best ice cream flavor is? The best ice cream flavor is... the refreshing... and minty... mint chocolate chip. That. Is. Flavorful. The first time somebody told me that, I thought they were toothpaste eaters. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks choosing the exact... same fucking flavor... over and over and over again. Thinking "This vanilla is the best flavor. No, no, no please - chocolate is the best." I'm sorry... I don't like the way you're choosing flavors! Do you have a fucking problem with your tastebuds, do you think I'm bullshitting you? You think I'm lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!
It's okay, man. I'm gonna hill, hermano, I'm gonna chill... The thing is - alright - the thing is I stole your milkshake once already... and it's not like I am fucking vanilla. It's okay... It's like spilt milk.
...Did I ever tell you what the best flavor of ice cream is?