I know this is terrible of me:
Air force: "Oh nooooo. Not our shooooes!"
Meanwhile 300km from there some Svetlana is knee deep in a compound that is 50% mud and 50% guts, while suffering inflamationg due to her issues, hauling a man twice her weight in his full kit, under enemy fire.
Svetlana: "Yeah, you have it tough. Bloody Air force."