What would you do? - Access to the White House's Twitter account.

[Mr_Detective]

Hello,

Welcome to our episode today of Mangadex: What Would You Do?

The results we have from last week shows that many of you will simply shitpost even after obtaining mod's account. That shows how much you guys lack ambitions.

Here's our situation for today's show: you now have access to the White House's Twitter account. A Russian hacker managed to hack its account, and was supposed to be sending the password to his superiors. But instead, he accidentally sent it to you when he was high and drunk.

Will you be posting anything?

What would you do?

 

[BestBoy]

Delete it.

 

[justforthelulz]

I can see this topic getting out of hand rather quickly and getting locked.

 

[immortalartisan]

You all fucking screwed this up somehow

 

[MawMaw]

say the N word
with the hard R

 

[Greenfrost]

@justforthelulz
I was actually thinking of starting an "all things Christmas+others thread", but was worried it might detour off a cliff.

 

[hazzack]

i'll change the name to another country's government.
also declare invasion

 

[blackyawgdom]

The first option. And then start spouting things deemed to extreme for /pol/

Oh wait.......... thats been the last few years so nothings different?

 

[aloysiusks]

post pictures of lizardmen

 

[Rift]

Tweet/retweet shitpost

 

[Teddy]

"All people named John Smith or Jane Doe must surrender themselves at their local police stations in an effort to exterminate all aliens from our country"

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Say the N word.
With the hard R.
And tag a bunch of world leaders in the tweet.

 

[wompWomp]

Tell the truth about aliens

 

[BroederTrapist]

Tweet a very real looking announcement.
One that informs that there will be a referendum about how The White House should be repainted.
And also about the official renaming of the building.

Then enjoy the resulting shitstorm in the media.

If it's done convincingly, then they might actually conclude that the news of getting the account hacked would be more embarising than holding that referendum.

 

[Richman]

@MawMaw @Bigtiddyoneesan
Nebuchadnezzar?

 

[Tamerlane]

What I would post:

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

Or the American version

Tuskegee Experiments. Great Reset. Biden rigged the Election. Dominion Voting systems. Pentagon Papers. Ronald Regan started the war on drugs. The 4th amendment. The first amendment. MK Ultra. Operation Paperclip. Bohemian Grove. Yuri Bezemenov. Edward Snoweden. Cablegate.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Richman
No.
Namhcir.

 

[2SpiritCherokeePrincess]

Tell truths that neither Republican nor Democratic leadership wants you to know.

 

[Mr_Detective]

@MawMaw @bigtiddyoneesan NI

Spoiler

GERUNDAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[LoliLover852]

Deletes account

We did it Boys, USA is no more.