Worst pick-up line contest

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Excuse me, but would you potential vict... sexual partners like to see a movie with me? Oh, great! But first, I just gotta run down to the hardware store real quick, and buy some duct tape, bleach, chloroform, and a shovel for an unrelated project I have to do afterwards...
 
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Can you help onii-san for a bit? I'm gonna give you candy for a change. 😷
 
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You seem like a nice person and we have some common interests. Would you like to have a coffee with me sometime?
 
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You're my wish come true
A beauty infinite, love potion complex
I will never stop approaching you
It does not matter if I have become your x

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me being alone for like since forever makes me thought all of those are proper pickup lines
 
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So....want to come by my place and watch some tv? I can turn the knobs while you watch the antenna rise.
 
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Yes, you're the fat friend and I have significantly lowered my standards, so drink up. Neither of us want to remember this night.
 

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