Worst pick-up line contest

[MawMaw]

ayo girl, is your dad in prison? because if I was your dad I would be in prison.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

My goodness I came back 10 months later and my pick up lines are egregiously bad. Why did those words leave my mouth man I need eye bleach

 

[BroederTrapist]

Kiss me if I'm wrong. But Trump won the elections in 2020, right?

 

[BroederTrapist]

How about an indirect kiss by sharing my corona?

Spoiler

 

[Teddy]

Hey I'd like to have 1.5 portions of food but only pay for 1 and you're skinny

 

[lazypotatoes]

i do hand holding

 

[YumGumYum]

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[Teddy]

Oh you're taking the trash out; would like to like take me out too?

 

[pandascepter]

hey, baby girl.

 

[BlackElite]

You're so beautiful I want to hold you up on a pedestal and show the world your beauty... Eternally

 

[Greenfrost]

Oh, hey, what's up? you guys wanna like, get some people on our boat and have a day long orgy underneath the Golden Gate bridge?

 

[Teddy]

Are you an encyclopedia? Cause I wanna learn about everything inside of you

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

are you a hot dog stand because you make my hot dog stand

 

[Tscheddov]

may i sleep at your place 'cause i shat in my bed last night.

 

[Dwarfy2k]

Some of the lines here from what I've skimmed I've seen used IRL scarily lol.

Heres mine: You lookin fly gurl, are your stats 9-11 cause you bringin down the whole damn tower.

 

[Xzayer]

Even if you had 0 followers, I’d still follow you anywhere

 

[pandascepter]

@bigtiddyoneesan

even if
youre not lookin like a goblin
i'd still slay you.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@bigtiddyoneesan

even if
youre not lookin like a goblin
i'd still slay you.

 

[Teddy]

I'm a nice guy, you can trust me to be a good boyfriend, so date me please

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Are you a campfire?
Cause you're hot and I want s'more.
Okay that was bad.