Worst pick-up line contest

[MoonlightFairy]

Are you a global warming?
Because you change my world slow but steady, and I fall for you when it's already too late.

 

[Kazumas21]

Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see me in your pants.

 

[Xzayer]

I’ve noticed you noticing me, and I’m giving you notice that I’ve noticed you.

 

[mikoreimu]

girl are you antromorphed factory ? cuz i wanna transform you into baby factory

... orz

 

[Greenfrost]

Hey! you're definitely the hottest guy here. You up for a threesome with my friend and I? I guarantee she's also hot, even after her recent car crash. Oh, but, don't worry, rigor mortis only just set in. She's still do-able.

 

[Xzayer]

If I was an octopus, all of my three hearts would beat for you.

 

[421cookies]

Have you got your period yet?

 

[Xzayer]

You’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.

 

[Alraisen]

I'd go legal with my fetishes just for you.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

I DESIRE TO MATE

 

[Teddy]

You know alcohol and high temperatures can keep us safe from 2019n-Cov. I'll bring the Corona if you'll bring the Kotatsu

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Are you @Teddy? Cause you seriously don't know how to stop even if I'm dead

 

[sterven]

yooo shots fired. ouch that shit even hurt me.

 

[Teddy]

Are you @sterven, cause I wouldn't mind sterben for you

 

[sterven]

lol it's been a while since i've come across someone who knew the meaning behind my name.

 

[Teddy]

Do you like cookies cause the darkside has some.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Do you like candy? My van has some

 

[BirchJuice]

For the smokers here:
Hey, do you like the taste of ashtray, babe?
I rate it 0/5

Or how about: I'd like to bomb your [insert WW2 related or middle eastern city].
I suggest Dresden, Stalingrad, London, Baghdad... 🙃

 

[Teddy]

Want some like chicken for breakfast? Cause I'm too Chicken ask for a dinner date with you... Unlike that chick over there whose probably a yandere.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Halloween Necro Festival 2020

"Damn girl, you shit with that ass?"