What the fuck, I kept trying to read these pages over and over again to make any sense at all what they're talking about, but I swear I'm going to have a stroke before I can decipher this cryptic text. Some parts I was able to piece together, but my god this goes way beyond just the basic TL mistakes like subject confusion. There wasn't even an attempt to piece this together in any coherent way. I think even ChatGPT would translate this better, lol.
Normally I'd say thanks for even trying to translate but nothing was even accomplished here, you just replaced the Japanese with absolute gibberish. I honestly felt like this was a late April Fools upload or something. It has been a while since I've seen one this bad.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.