Yuri is absolutely dogshit. Change my mind.

[Tamerlane]

@Jinyo "Ur mum gae" = agree. Hence why it is the correct option

@nonameanonymous82435 Nah, @Richman is a shitposter. Also he's from Mexico, so I don't think political correctness is as much of thing as trying to curtail the excessive political corruption and drug cartel to be concerned with if there's enough minorities in fall guys or some shit. I don't think Mexicans like Canadians either, same planet, two very different worlds.

 

[nameless_incognito]

I mean it's somewhere near the post you linked.

Also, I saw a dove swan. Checkmate.

 

[hazzack]

swan is just a duck with long neck and built in guns.

 

[Tamerlane]

@hazzack
Ducks with guns
Ducks with guns
Takin' over
They won't be long
They're memorized skeletons
Kids with guns
Kids with guns

 

[hazzack]

wait i just realized this guy trying to give kids guns
don't do that. stop giving kids guns.

 

[Tamerlane]

I may or may not be referencing something specific here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCkFSe3voRc @hazzack

 

[nameless_incognito]

...I just realized tamerlane may or may have autism.

Yes or yes?

 

[Tamerlane]

...And you're just realizing this now..?


Quick on the draw there, kid. @nonameanonymous82435

 

[Tamerlane]

I need a warsong for my crusade against yuri. Something to the tune of "come out ye black and tans" but I haven't made it work yet.

 

[hazzack]

you should make it work so your hatred toward yuris can be heard across the galaxy

 

[Teddy]

Cannons are valid musical instruments

 

[Tamerlane]

"92 people think your mother is gay" needs to be something that every social media site has as an notification

 

[immortalartisan]

Fuck off I’m bi

 

[mochi]

@Tamerlane
you must understand that yuri is life. Ask your mom and sister, the incest yuri between them when you're not home is what makes their life worth living.
Shotas are good too, tho. When you were a baby they used to compete against your father + the ojisan next door at who could suck your weewee clean the quickest.

 

[Tamerlane]

@immortalartisan
Probably the best option because you get double the XP and have more options to min/max with

@mochi
First off, ew

Second off, there's a pragmatic argument here against yuri:
1) The amount of cute girls is finite and zero-sum, meaning the more yuri there is, the less options there are for heterosexuals
2) When males do not have the ability to breed, they get aggressive and tend to become desperate, experiencing heightened levels of aggression until they pass on their genes
3) But because they have no viable options for mates,they turn to more extreme measures. Additionally, because of these extreme measures, they begin to let themselves go, with the strongest tending to be the most successful
Conclusion:
4) More yuri will lead to more ugly bastard NTR mindbreak doujins if not kept in moderation, which no one wants

 

[Halo]

1) The amount of cute girls is finite and zero-sum, meaning the more yuri there is, the less options there are for heterosexuals

/thread

 

[ColorfulSoy]

lol.....

 

[mochi]

@Tamerlane lol, but there was never a chance for us here to have cute girls in the first place. At least yuri gives us something nice to see

 

[aloysiusks]

Everyone knows that femboys are the best girls. its only 2.19% gay. why have yuri when you can have both yaoi and yuri amirite.

 

[Tamerlane]

@mochi Yes, but you fail to understand: if everyone goes yuri, it takes one generation until everything becomes unwholesome as fuck. Including the fact that more men will become ugly bastards and then proceed to mindbreak said yuri couples. Also "nice to see" depends who you ask.

@aloysiuskks I reiterate: the best yuri is when one (or more) of the girls are actually boys

@Halo
The only true ship is to ship every character with every other character