Me:"Man I'm late for that important medical meeting, don't have time to take a shower. Surely some perfume should fix that up."
Some girl in the office:"Mommy what's that smell? It smells weird."
Mom glares at me.
Me:"......"
Leaves office to wait for my turn outside
Some girl in the office:"Mommy what's that smell? It smells weird."
Mom glares at me.
Me:"......"
Leaves office to wait for my turn outside



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