I'll rate any song posted in this thread*

[bigtiddyoneesan]

This thread is a copy of Xnot's original I'll rate any song posted in this thread thread, but with some caveats added (note the asterisk in the title!).

I like finding new music, appreciate when people share what they like, and will listen to a wide variety. But honestly, some of the songs I see posted around here are ones I never want to hear again. So to prevent my ears from being subjected to music that I'd rather not subject them to, I've added rules to which songs I will rate.

1. A user may only post two songs to be rated per day. (This is somewhat flexible—basically just try not to post more than two songs on the same calendar date.)
2. After a user has shared five or more songs in this thread, if the ratings I've given their songs average under a 5/104/10, I will no longer rate/listen to the songs they post in this thread.
   1. I may raise or lower the threshold from 5/10 to a number other than 5 out of a number other than 10 (though it'll probably still be out of 10).

I will rate mainly based on enjoyment (i.e. how likely I would be to add a song to one of my playlists). Also protip: melody is probably the most 'make or break' part of a song to me (I know, so unique).

Below is a Google Sheets link that contains every rating ever done in this thread by me ever. It has score averages, 'Posted it Again' awards, and other cool metrics.

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Rating Scoreboard ​

 

[yogurtman250]

Behold, one of the one decent songs that fits my catastrophically horrible music taste

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

5.6/10, solid 'meh' territory

9.2/10, i've had this song on my playlist ever since City the Animation started airing

 

[BakedBanana]

Are reruns allowed? Because I know some you loved.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Are reruns allowed? Because I know some you loved.

you sly Bananer, you. as long as they haven't been posted in this thread before, they are indeed allowed.

8.1/10. extremely chill and groovy, just like me. as i said when this song was originally posted in the Song of the Day thread, it's a shame i have to settle for only the original on Spotify (the 8.1/10 rating refers only to the youtube vid tho, dw)

OUR VERY FIRST 10/10!! this song fills me with an indescribable joy that i humbly wish for you, too, to all to feel someday

 

[Mangamoz]

Seeing a pattern here, groovy jazzy style songs huh.

 

[Mangamoz]

extremely chill and groovy, just like me.

fills me with an indescribable joy that i humbly wish for you, too, to all to feel someday

Yeah I'm not even gonna try, you're not gonna like my songs at all.

Most of what I listen to leans hard on negative emotions, not the joyfull stuff you are looking for.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Seeing a pattern here, groovy jazzy style songs huh.

i like a lot of songs, it just mainly depends on the melody.

here are some ones of different genres for example:
Cafuné - e-Asphyxiation
John Frusciante - Fanfare
Kanon 風の辿り着く場所 (No Rap Version)
Sonny Boy OST - サニーボーイ・ラプソディ
Crowded House - Weather With You
The Protomen - Light Up The Night

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Yeah I'm not even gonna try, you're not gonna like my songs at all.

Most of what I listen to leans hard on negative emotions, not the joyfull stuff you are looking for.

good songs can be upbeat or downbeat, i don't discriminate. (well, i do discriminate, but only against bad songs.)

 

[Mangamoz]

Ok I'll give it a shot, this is more or less an example of the type of stuff I listen to a lot:

 

[yogurtman250]

Seeing a pattern here, groovy jazzy style songs huh.

pretty sure I have the weather channel's "Smooth Jazz 2" on speed dial. It's a decent album, but I should listen to it again sometime soon.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Ok I'll give it a shot, this is more or less an example of the type of stuff I listen to a lot:

6.4/10, it's good, but to me seems more like a movie background OST that you might go see an orchestra perform. it's definitely not bad though (i'd tell you if it was)

 

[Mangamoz]

6.4/10, it's good, but to me seems more like a movie background OST that you might go see an orchestra perform. it's definitely not bad though (i'd tell you if it was)

Yes, you are correct, I like to listen to horror movie bgm a lot. I'll just be chilling at home cooking while listening to The Thing main theme on the loudest speaker I got.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Yes, you are correct, I like to listen to horror movie bgm a lot. I'll just be chilling at home cooking while listening to The Thing main theme on the loudest speaker I got.

that fits quite well given what you've mentioned about your past drawing habits

 

[Mangamoz]

that fits quite well given what you've mentioned about your past drawing habits

I have been told by my neighbors before that my house sounds like it's always on halloween.

 

[Nemo2342]

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

7.3/10, surprised at how much i liked this one.

4.6/10, kimochi warui + i find the lyrics to be bland (bland lyrics can't even be listened to ironically)

 

[Angry_Panda]

From their 1977 album Heavy Weather, jazz fusion group Weather Report's best known tune, "Birdland".

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

I'll throw in these two

 

[athayanezant]

I just wanna put this songs in here so BTO can trust me with a scissors.
he must not trust me with a flower like this

cuz I could use it to slap people's face. happily. so.... yeah~
[no I'm joking, I would be crying if I ever slap people]