I'll rate any song posted in this thread*

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@bigtiddyoneesan Before I send my next two songs, one question. How do you feel about classic rock?

it's perfectly daijobu.

 

[Grogzilla]

it's perfectly daijobu.

I'm not about to get my stuff rejected bc I sent a genre of music you don't like again (please remove gila monster from the rankings)

 

[medalion]

And maybe something that's i like for the end

Try telling me you're not actually pennywise living in the sewers.

I know this is tiddies job but i couldn't help commenting on it too.

 

[BakedBanana]

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

I'm not about to get my stuff rejected bc I sent a genre of music you don't like again

"music taste is subjective!" yelled Grog as he blasted another Mexican drill rap song from his car stereo

(please remove gila monster from the rankings)

this thread would fall apart instantly if i removed scores on demand. but i have integrity, though i may never be thanked for it.

The Tale of Big Tidder and the Grog Ziller

On the first day, Grog approached the throne and presented Big Tidder with songs from his favorite band. Tidder retreated into his chambers and listened intently, then reemerged with a stern look on his face.

"I do not like this band, Grog. Do not return to me with such songs again."

The next day, Grog returned, songs in tow. Again, they were from his favorite band.

"Why have you brought me these, Grog?" bellowed Big Tidder. "Did I not tell you my thoughts yesterday? But I shall listen once more so that you may remember my ire."

Once again, Grog was admonished by Tidder, who found the songs rather distasteful.

"Grog," warned Tidder. "Heed these words: should you return to me on the morrow with yet more such atrocities, I shall have no choice but to flog you and your family."

The third day came, and Grog presented his songs, once again from his favorite band despite Tidder's warning.

"Grog!" exclaimed Tidder. "You will prolong this no further! If these songs displease me, I shall see you to the gallows myself!"

But Big Tidder listened to Grog's songs, and his heart was softened. Grog had dared to try what no man had— and he succeeded to the surprise of all who had doubted him.

However, his family was still flogged for his arrogance.

9.0/10.

7.6/10

 

[girlrotting]

hi have some bullshit

 

[medalion]

I could spam these videos all day.

 

[Taogeru]

4.3/10. imagine if two conductors were waving their batons to direct this song. one conductor was directing the music, and one the vocals. you could not tell which was which, however, because they were both erratically flapping their arms around in the same manner.


wow, this song has such great storytelling! 5.0/10


please tell me you're trolling. if you're not, then what is wrong with you? i'm assuming you shared this third song just to share it (as the limit is 2 ratings per day), so i won't rate it (you're welcome).

Hahahaha, i really hate takt actually I'm just trying to prove that my older brother have some bad taste, so... Yeah.
Maybe i give some bs soon (you don't need to rate the bs tho)

 

[Angry_Panda]

During the last set of studio sessions prior to Duane Allman's death via motorcycle accident at the end of October 1971, the Allman Brothers worked on several new tunes, three of which wound up on their first album following Duane's death, Eat a Peach. This particular tune, "Stand Back", was intended to be an instrumental originally, and given Gregg Allman's singing on it, it's probably best to view his vocal contribution as (what Frank Zappa would describe as) 'pitched mouth noises'.

 

[Grogzilla]

this thread would fall apart instantly if i removed scores on demand. but i have integrity, though i may never be thanked for it.

Y’know, worth a shot

The Tale of Big Tidder and the Grog Ziller

On the first day, Grog approached the throne and presented Big Tidder with songs from his favorite band. Tidder retreated into his chambers and listened intently, then reemerged with a stern look on his face.

"I do not like this band, Grog. Do not return to me with such songs again."

The next day, Grog returned, songs in tow. Again, they were from his favorite band.

"Why have you brought me these, Grog?" bellowed Big Tidder. "Did I not tell you my thoughts yesterday? But I shall listen once more so that you may remember my ire."

Once again, Grog was admonished by Tidder, who found the songs rather distasteful.

"Grog," warned Tidder. "Heed these words: should you return to me on the morrow with yet more such atrocities, I shall have no choice but to flog you and your family."

The third day came, and Grog presented his songs, once again from his favorite band despite Tidder's warning.

"Grog!" exclaimed Tidder. "You will prolong this no further! If these songs displease me, I shall see you to the gallows myself!"

But Big Tidder listened to Grog's songs, and his heart was softened. Grog had dared to try what no man had— and he succeeded to the surprise of all who had doubted him.

However, his family was still flogged for his arrogance.

Perfection. No notes. 10/10 heartwarming story

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

Well, here's my 4th entries

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

8.4/10, a true joy to listen to, and bananas were mentioned many times. though i must say, as a fan of Diddy's other works, i don't think it was his strongest performance.

7.1/10, it's like i'm listening to the alpha version of a Persona soundtrack

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

4.7/10, i'd consider it karmic justice if the singer damaged their vocal cords beyond repair while recording this

6.8/10. "if God is real, then why don't my parents love me? i'm going to be evil now. also 'evil' is relative btw." - the smartest man of all time

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Hahahaha, i really hate takt actually I'm just trying to prove that my older brother have some bad taste, so... Yeah.

"i swear you guys, it was my brother who griefed your Minecraft base, not me!"

Maybe i give some bs soon (you don't need to rate the bs tho)

sure. if you don't want a song to go on the ratings scoreboard, just be sure to mention that in the same post.

 

[DavidianMillerian]

@EOTFOFYL, look! Your favorite!

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

I could spam these videos all day.

we've got a potential rule breaker here. i'll be keeping an eye on you.

6.0/10, one of the few songs that would make me go crazy if i listened to it on repeat.

7.6/10. i don't factor videos into my ratings, but if i did this would easily be a 9+. i love it when the audience matches their movements, so joyful

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

During the last set of studio sessions prior to Duane Allman's death via motorcycle accident at the end of October 1971, the Allman Brothers worked on several new tunes, three of which wound up on their first album following Duane's death, Eat a Peach. This particular tune, "Stand Back", was intended to be an instrumental originally, and given Gregg Allman's singing on it, it's probably best to view his vocal contribution as (what Frank Zappa would describe as) 'pitched mouth noises'.

7.3/10, deep cut. (well, maybe not super deep as it's on one of their most popular studio albums.) i'm never riding a motorcycle in my life, i view it as suicidal.

side note: Frank Zappa named one of his children Dweezil. fucking "Dweezil"

 

[EOTFOFYL]

 

[Itsukimoto]

 

[Andasen]

I think I just beat the game. Really cool song never skipped the intro.

One that I like for good measure.