I'll rate any song posted in this thread*

[Manko-sensei]

things you wish became lost media:


2.8/10

I'm getting better, next will be a perfect 0/100!

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Your taste is like a middle aged man who is slipping coffee on Friday evening with no worries and haste of life and a lovely family and serene job. And you are also japanese.
I understand why @Angry_Panda gets high ratings now

+1 week in the basement

 

[Cool.Ice]

+1 week in the basement

I never said I don't enjoy your basement.
All those antique touhou games are keeping me up

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Under scrutiny
Will I clear your high standards
Or fail terribly?

 

[Cool.Ice]

Under scrutiny
Will I clear your high standards
Or fail terribly?

If saying hyaku
Always is your power, what
Are you without it?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

I check how many files there are in my music folder and there are 1200+ files

wow, i probably have around that many too, but idk how to see on Spotify other than summing all my playlists (which would be inaccurate as some songs are on multiple playlists)

I definitely can't deny being an autist

then that makes two of us

It seems you prefer songs that are more pleasant to listen, so how about Kokia?
This song is from Ar Tonelico, the language used is conlang used in that game

never heard of Ar Tonelico, but i bet @BakedBanana has. hey @BakedBanana, have you heard of Ar Tonelico?

btw as i don't rate based on visuals (EVER), the live versions will only affect my ratings insofar as their audio differs from the studio versions (also i typically prefer studio recordings). i did listen to both for this song though and they're effectively the same though

it is quite good, though i could do without the spoopy 'ooo's and 'aaa's at certain parts (but i'm sure they fit in the game). the beginning beats reminds me of the Kubikiri Cycle ED, and the only other constructed language song i can think of right now is Green Bird (from Beboop)

7.8/10

edit: the Spotify version of this song is very low quality for some reason. unfortunate

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

If saying hyaku
Always is your power, what
Are you without it?

you don't want to see him when he's not restrained by 5-7-5

imagine Goku taking off his weighted clothes x100

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Under scrutiny
Will I clear your high standards
Or fail terribly?​

Just got back from my

Trip to Generic City
And they all knew you

5.6/10​

 

[joeygold]

I cast (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:･ﾟ✧ happiness✧:･ﾟ

I cast (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:･ﾟ✧ depression✧:･ﾟ

 

[AVGMR]

 

[BakedBanana]

never heard of Ar Tonelico, but i bet @BakedBanana has. hey @BakedBanana, have you heard of Ar Tonelico?

Yeah.

 

[Manko-sensei]

I expect a perfect score for a perfect theme, come on, don't make @pandascepter sad this time.

 

[BakedBanana]

I expect a perfect score for a perfect theme, come on, don't make @pandascepter sad this time.

 

[avidmangareader21321]

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Maximum volume in a public area to be a nuisance ​

​

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

I cast (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:･ﾟ✧ happiness✧:･ﾟ

6.4/10, too high pitched and breathy. Teto needs to get off the oreos and get on the treadmill

i cast ヽ(｀Д´)ノ:･ﾟ✧ testicular torsion ✧:･ﾟ

I cast (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:･ﾟ✧ depression✧:･ﾟ

5.3/10, never knew Teto could be so melodramatic. all i did was tell her to go on a diet

i cast (╬ಠ益ಠ):･ﾟ✧ advanced testicular torsion ✧:･ﾟ

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

back again with the Maruja. the feelings i get from this song are hard to pinpoint. its composition sounds very meticulously crafted regardless. 8.0/10

a quality comment on the video:

"Tryna navigate life without my compass.

Bro just broke my heart. 🥀

4.3/10

(also rest in peace to all the dead parents. i still have both of mine but it'll be hard when i lose them.)

 

[AVGMR]

its composition sounds very meticulously crafted regardless.

The crazy thing is that the music itself is mostly taken from improvised pieces that they already did beforehand

"Saoirse was written at the start of the year however lyrically i had the concept for the song earlier which we implemented during the writing process. The music itself was taken from an improvised piece we did some years before which we have been sat on for a while."

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

The crazy thing is that the music itself is mostly taken from improvised pieces that they already did beforehand

i'd never have guessed with how well everything fits together, though in retrospect i can see it. nice as i don't see many truly improvisational works these days (though i guess i don't search for them either lol)

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

I expect a perfect score for a perfect theme, come on, don't make @pandascepter sad this time.

while i've taken your 'partial troll' submissions in stride, the poor audio quality in this video is where i put my foot down.

however, in my magnanimity, i will rate the song using a different video (one that's audio wasn't put through a wood chipper):

6.2/10, the singer really embodies a nine-year-old having the time of his life