Leffty

After trying to stay awake as long as possible after a night shift, I finally disconnected from reality and fell asleep in my chair.

All this time my head was looking down. For a split second after waking up I knew how being guillotined feels like.

Before cat girls can happen, we need to stop global terror and war.

Which isn't going to happen and neither is cat girls.

Friend requests are so casual nowadays. You get one, you get one, and you get one!

And then they end up ignoring you until you delete them from friends list. Why are you even bothering sending me friend request?

If you want to be my friend in game we have to meet up in the bar, drink some beer and walk around city for hour or two while drunk before I officially recognize you as my friend.

I need to feel persons vibes iykyk

Question for those who used land phones in your childhood to ask your friends parents if your friend can come out and play outside.

Do you still remember phone numbers of your best friends?

I have 2 numbers cemented in my mind and can't get rid of them.

7937907
7936036

Idk what (+area code) it was at the time.

Need more fantasy manga where female MC murders dude with harem.

Or just less harem manga in general. (One can dream...)

Man... I really wish we could return to pre-sterilization YouTube with Filthy Frank, H3, Idubbbz and rest of the guys when they could actually express themselves.

Glad they found their own thing, but I really miss their edgy content on YouTube.

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I love when rich millionaire people say "eat the rich".

Should be force fed liquid iron to fix the irony deficit.

Especially "socialist" types with Gucci bags.

I don't watch Vtubers, don't read the dramas. So Sinder drama was my first time.

Got to say it was very entertaining.

Hollywood writers inability to understand that saying "You are strong" to a female protagonist does in fact, not make her strong.

It's just shows how fucking awful you are as a writer that you can't figure out how to "show" that she is strong.

Then they wonder why nobody reads comics or watches movies but stick to anime and manga.

Literally pick any female MC lead manga and you will find 100x better written characters than this.

It feels so nice seeing pieces of shit nuisance streamers being sent to prison. Unironically lock them up and make them work slave labor.

Some people need to get taught a lesson to not fuck with people in public. Make them mine asbestos in mines without a mask.

Got calls from my gov. asking silly questions about my internet usage, totally not spying on me asking questions like "Do you download files or keep data on your hard drives", trying to be low key while acting like a rookie cop trying to bust street drug dealer.

To the employee that will be going through my profiles on internet and looking for something illegal -
No I don't have anything illegal on my PC.
No I don't share anything illegal with anyone.
No I don't create or sell anything illegal.

I just read manga where girls hug and hold hands. Please don't send me to prison.

I love white bread. I want to eat white bread every day. I like smell of freshly baked white bread.

I have bad craving for bread, but I must not eat it because it's unhealthy. Walking near bakery today almost killed me.

Wish someone could make a tool that would show which specific word of my 100 word comment triggers piece of shit youtube censoring bot to insta delete my comment.

I am so sick of this trail and error shit.

Oh nooooo, he wrote "hell" in the comment. Poor kids will see it and become satanists. Perma ban him!!!

Time to get rid of New Years belly. Although I've been going to gym religiously every second day it seems that my diet needs some work. I keep gaining weight.

1 meal a day and tons of water should work. Although it's probably good idea to visit dietologist too.

This is going to be a pain in the ass to not give in to cravings.

I'd like to believe people won't stoop so low as to buy 80-90$ Nintendo games for Switch but honestly I wouldn't be surprised.

And then when every trash tier AAA company starts making their unoptimized pieces of garbage cost 80-90$, I'm just gonna go back to piracy.

There is no words to describe how passionately I hate webtoon™.

Everything is right, the community is there, the artists are there and are getting paid.

And yet good luck actually discovering anything good, because that piece of shit webtoon filters ain't showing you nothing.

Like you genuinely have to slog through 10,000 different "Villainess gets harem and has a kid with hottest guy who is also deranged lunatic who tries to kill me every day, but I can fix him" stories, just to find something cool and actually unique.

My left side of the jaws has been hurting for like a week now, for no real reason. It just hurts when I open my mouth.

I've never had such a weird and specific problem.

Why are people still using chrome anyway. Google is killing adblocks.

And using internet without adblock is like french kissing someone who is dying from Rabies.