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I came up with this story, completely independently, when I was in 8th-grade. Minus the drug addiction, minus the magic powers. The wisher kept those. It was told from the genie's perspective, in rhyme, and ended with him jangling his cup, saying (paraphrased), "C'mon, true or not, that had to...

This actually happened on a street near where I live. Only it wasn't a "kangaroo crossing" sign; it was an "autistic adult" sign. It was kind of disturbing. And we didn't know what to do with the car after we drove it off.

I'm glad they mentioned that visiting Scion Boy's dad to learn about his job wasn't really an option. It would have ended their mission in, like, a day.

>>be me >>44 yr old ugly man >>decide to get a sweet car so i look not old and not ugly >>take out a loan >>get in debt >>buy car >>doesnt seem to work >>i am ugly and old and in debt >>but now i find a miraculous way to get out of debt >>and even net a sweet profit >>i know exactly where thats...

HOW I SHOULD BE FEELING: "Dun dun dunnn~ !" HOW I AM FEELING: "mmk"

The butler: "Hmm... Hire a spy, eh?" The butler: "This is going to be difficult. What do spies even look like? They're always in disguise." Daybreak (the spy from the previous chapter): "La la la~ I am a spyyy ~ Spy spy spy~" The butler: "Oh! Excuse me! Good fellow!"

Calling it. By the time Endou runs into them, one of them will be a woman.

EPILOGUE:

A rival appears?! ... Seriously. I'm asking you guys a question.

In the immortal words of Tom Servo, "END! ENNNND!"

I love how they have to contrive things so that the final boss can be defeated with more cooking.

Maybe if you tell us it's heroic enough times, it will actually be heroic.

If I had to guess, the author wrote himself into a corner. Y'know, tried to write a complex plot, and it got out of hand. Like, I'm pretty sure everybody we've met so far is a double agent and actually on the same side.

The jokes in this one were way more gaggy and slapsticky than the others. I dunno.

I think there's more than one of these, 'cause I found one in a parking lot.

Last panel reminiscent of the Simpsons. "If you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in on Monday!" "Woohoo! Four-day weekend!"

Had to look up what the hell "konbu" was, but yeah. Got my Yotsuba fix. : )

That's what you get for letting your kid watch anime. (I mean, it could be worse.) (I had a toddler relative who chewed random things up and then let them fall out of his mouth, just like his hero, Cookie Monster)

@InfiniteVerisimilitude I think they get D-class personnel to re-type the database entry every morning. Then put them in a room with nothing but a glass of water, film the results, and upload them to YouTube. It's where the SCP gets their money from.

Re: immortality: