100 Days without Internet (Nise)

[Jordan_Weeberson]

Day 8
Ok guys, I normally write this diary at night but something amazing just happened.
I just woke up at 4.00 a.m, no joke.
I didn't even use an alarm, it's crazy.
I am attaining another level of consciousness, at the End of those 100 days I will be a God.

….......................................​

And then I slept all day.

 

[Jordan_Weeberson]

Day 9

I have been writing and erasing texts for the last 40 60 80 100 minutes and I'm done for today.
I will fall asleep and tomorrow I will have forgot all the bad things I have been thinking for the last hours. It doesn't resolve anything but I don't know better.

 

[Jordan_Weeberson]

Day 10

Hey! Today to celebrate our 10th day we will do a special QandA Yay!
So I received a lot of questions.

1) Is the story of Day3 Real?
Well, to all of you who asked me this question: Good Job!
I'm sure you will all become great detectives.
As much as I put efforts to make this story the most realistic possible there is 1 thing who was kinda off.

The Guardian of the Zoo propose me to fight one of his goose.
This is impossible!
To this day, no human ever captured a geese.
Thus Zoos can't have Goose. QED

Well, this was a great QandA, so see you guys all tomorrow for another episode of "This thread needs to stop.”

 

[Jordan_Weeberson]

Day 11

Stop.

 

[Jordan_Weeberson]

Day12.

Guys, I don't like to throw flowers at myself but yesterday “stop” was amazing.
It might be the best episode of “This thread needs to stop.” I've ever done.
Do you know this feeling, like, to be at the right place at the right time?
It's what I felt yesterday.
I keep reading it again and again. It is so good!
Did I really do that?
It's like if God himself had possessed my body.
No! Maybe I am God!

 

[Jordan_Weeberson]

Day 13

Ok guys, I'm gonna be honest here.
I haven't done my cards for 3 days, But I have a really good excuse for it.
I was reading some retarded Visual Novel
...
And the worst is, it's not even in japanese...
I mean, the voice are in japanese but I hate the characters so much I can't listen to them.

So you will ask me, I you hate it so much, why do you keep reading it?
I have the best time of my life criticizing it, it's like a bad movie or a webtoon, you know.

You have to understand something about me guys, have been alone all my life.
And it gave me powers, I can literary rant about anything, all alone in my room, for hours.

I comment literally every lines, it can be a short joke or a 30 minutes rant, sometimes even more...
I know I'm not funny but, I found myself hilarious.
Like my Master said one day”Je suis I tres bon public pour moi meme.”
What can be translated by “I am a really good audience for myself”
A great man...

Anyways, tomorrow I'm getting back to work.

 

[Jordan_Weeberson]

Day 14

I don't know what I did today.
This morning I woke up, and now it's night.
Weird... Maybe I got abducted by some aliens.
Then I kick their asses, learn to pilot their space ship, came back to earth,
and slipped on a banana peel in my bedroom.

 

[Jordan_Weeberson]

Day 15

I'm so sick of kanji, I started to do them all. 1000+ in a row.
I don't care anymore, I'm not stopping before I get this deck is done.

 

[Jordan_Weeberson]

Day 16

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[Jordan_Weeberson]

Day17

I think I kinda fried my brain.
I was fixing my screen and, I could see the words, but not read them.

 

[Jordan_Weeberson]

Day 18

06/02/2020​

I think that anything I could try to write right now would make me feels miserable,
And I don't want to. So I'm not gonna do it.
I really wanted to write something everyday but I am too weak for this.
I am too weak for everything.

Tomorrow I will try to go for a walk.
Maybe it will make me feel better, maybe worse...
It's funny, I am already thinking about excuses for not doing it.
Abandoning before even starting...

 

[Jordan_Weeberson]

Day19

Yesterday night I re-read some of Miaki Sugaru books until 4 a.m. (In english of course)
I needed to to something comforting.
When I think of it, “Starting Over” is the first Books I read in English.

Speaking of books, when I was in primary school

 

[BlackGeneral]

Okay guys, it's done, you saw everything, the good, the bad, and the awful. It's done!
In 4 days, after the death of the Croc, I will return to my life of solitude for (If I don't lose my mind again) 100 Days.
Before that I would like to do a QandA because, you may have noticed it, I like QandA.
So Ask Me Anything.

 

[Garakuta]

Yes, I have some serious questions!
1. When will I get a state-funded loli with cat ears?
2. Can the readers expect another series featuring the adventures of BlackGeneral (and co.)?
3. Whats your favorite food?
4.ブラックジェネラルって本名ですか？
5. Where can I buy the Blu-Ray box?
6. Are there plans concerning live events?
7. Am I able to squeeze more questions out of my brain?
8. Will you marry me?

The people need answers!

 

[BlackGeneral]

Season 2​

 

[TimeVolt]

So uh, was this some sort of parody of the 100 day croc thing? Because I don't understand how you could be doing this while not going on the internet without some serious loopholes.

 

[BlackGeneral]

I was so funny... What happened to my humour?

 

[pandascepter]

I was so funny... What happened to my humour?

you was.

 

[pandascepter]

and still is funni as ever.