Reading something like this kept slapping me with my (probably) weird assumption of myself:
Friend A: hey pst, I think that girl likes you!
Friend B: HAHA look everybody! (me) and (her name) is a couple!
Friends : Woohoo! *kept cheering something
Me : *AwkwardSmile Ah ha ha, nice joke
Heart : Doubt it, doubt it, doubt it, I veeeery doubt it, nobody likes you bro
Me To Heart: Yeah you're right, let's just ignore them, probably going to forget it in few days