@Oeconomist The ads served their purpose. They distracted you while
@Holo crept in the majority of readers houses/apartments, switched the salt and sugar containers, COVID coughed on the tv remote/phones, stole all your toilet paper, left the door/fence/gate open so your pet could escape, and stole your bank details and converted all your money into shares of Spirit Airlines.
*Looks at the camera* Spirit Airlines. If youre still flying us, You deserve to catch the plague.