Repent sinners! The end is nigh! Prey. Prey! Prey now that our lord truck-kun may absolve you of your sins and give you ascendance to a better plane free of techno hardships, manascrew, and FBI-chan!
@ron-chan It is April 1st almost nowhere on Earth, but besides that, the joke was that is wasn't April 1st for ME. Serves me right for trying to be funny on the Internet though, the Internet is only for serious business.