Football Discussion.

[pandascepter]

It's quite rude, ya know!

Okey, bro... Also youre american?? I didnt know. thats a suprise!!

 

[yogurtman250]

Okey, bro... Also youre american?? I didnt know. thats a suprise!!

yeah I am lol, i thought it was obvious given the whole profile shtick I did during 4th of July lol

 

[Angry_Panda]

I think everyone already know how corrupt FIFA is... but with that Trump phone call incident for Red car annuation is really fucked up. Usually these mofo mafia wont distrub the fields, but holy fuck i fucking hate it.
how do you feel as fellow american @Pandas795 @bigtiddyoneesan @sterven @Angry_Panda @BakedBanana
knowing you guys still lost 1 - 4 to belgium despite that. LMFAO

We have a pretty good streak going with the Super Bowl, World Series, Stanley Cup (fuck Canadia), and NBA Championship, so we can afford to let the rest of the world fight over that funny looking ice cream cone.

 

[Pandas795]

We have a game! Spain finally concede a goal and it is tied

 

[sterven]

You guys only play on National level.

Considering the fact that my state alone is larger than most of yall countries combined I'd say we dont care

Actually do you even like sport beside guns, sterben?

Fishing

 

[BakedBanana]

how do you feel as fellow american @Pandas795 @bigtiddyoneesan @sterven @Angry_Panda @BakedBanana

I didn't get a ping notification, again.

 

[Pandas795]

I think everyone already know how corrupt FIFA is... but with that Trump phone call incident for Red car annuation is really fucked up. Usually these mofo mafia wont distrub the fields, but holy fuck i fucking hate it.
how do you feel as fellow american @Pandas795 @bigtiddyoneesan @sterven @Angry_Panda @BakedBanana
knowing you guys still lost 1 - 4 to belgium despite that. LMFAO

Us team weren't going to go far anyway

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Bro it's soccer we dont care

facts bro soccer is a third world sport and everyone knows it

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

facts bro soccer is a third world sport and everyone knows it

Yes bro, let's laugh at all these third world countries, such as France, Germany, Italy, Japan, and the United Kingdom 🤣

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Yes bro, let's laugh at all these third world countries, such as France, Germany, Italy, Japan, and the United Kingdom 🤣

Japan is first world. so other than them, i will.

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

@Bartolumiu Merino again

(The Courtois substitute helped)

 

[Angry_Panda]

American and their football... spits*

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🇺🇸 Real Football 🏈​	🇪🇺 European 'Football' ⚽​
Ten seconds of action followed by forty-five seconds of recovery because everyone goes all-out​	Constant play because everyone just jogs around​
Requires special armor because of the DANGER OF INJURY​	Literally played in gym clothes​
Hands used because it makes the game more interesting​	Hands illegal because, IDK, communism? (Except for one guy? WTF?)​
Ball is oddly shaped to make it more challenging​	Ball is round and boring because it's a children's game​
Men running into each other is part of the game​	Men running into each other is a foul​
Flags, like nation-states use to claim territory​	Cards, like women give each other 'just because I was thinking of you'​
Offsides is really obvious​	No one knows if it's really offsides or not​
Different scores awarded for different plays, like God intended​	Only one point awarded at a time regardless of difficulty​
Ties are bad and dumb​	Ties are okay, unless they're not (?)​
Games are exactly sixty minutes unless tied​	Games are ninety minutes... plus whatever the ref feels like​
Ample breaks for observers to get food, drinks, go to bathroom​	Only one break so everyone has to go do all the things all at once​

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[bigtiddyoneesan]

Cards, like women give each other 'just because I was thinking of you'

all you need to see is a compilation of footballers flailing around on the ground after having their feet lightly stepped on to know what kind of sport it is

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

all you need to see is a compilation of footballers flailing around on the ground after having their feet lightly stepped on to know what kind of sport it is

 

[Bartolumiu]

@Bartolumiu Merino again

(The Courtois substitute helped)

He's simply built different

 

[Pandas795]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2075973394206502986

NOOOOOOOO

 

[Pandas795]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2076010452958446066

 

[Angry_Panda]

NORWAY!

 

[Angry_Panda]

ENGLAND!

 

[Angry_Panda]

Norway again (not all caps this time)!

...haha, j/k, 1-1.