"How was school today, son?"
"Well, my fiancee was emotionally troubled from the Truck-kun incident and me touching her feet making her heart go all dokidoki, so she wasn't paying attention in class and ended up running out to the roof. There she jumped up onto the railing and people thought my fiancee was trying to commit suicide by jumping. She then, instead of stepping down, jumped and shoved her mesmerizingly puffy camel toe right into my face and said she'd grab my heart with her feet."