Genshin Impact

[wowfucktron]

>Oceanid event is 6v1
>reward is a mini Oceanid pet

Character release schedule is now odd patch version number = 5 stars and even patch version number = 4 stars.

 

[wowfucktron]

The amount of time gating in this event is ridiculous.

Rosaria’s Holy Matrimonies got nerfed. Kinda glad, titty monster characters aren’t really aesthetically pleasing even when it’s fictional.

Character Dev News:
Yao Yao, Ayaka, and two other characters are fully completed and ready for release according to a miHoYo employee on bilibili.
But we have to wait for their updates...

 

[Zadey]

"Xinyan is worse than Amber"

??? Maybe if you're god awful at the game, shes a burst god and can solo Abyss 9-12 easy

 

[wowfucktron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agzmoQX9iS8&ab_channel=김냉Gimnaeng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GALFUUbJg0&ab_channel=김냉Gimnaeng
I don't know why, but I’m cackling like a gremlin while watching this stuff...

edit: I am apparently ESL now...

 

[Halo]

This event so far: F spam to skip dialogues, F spam to pick up garbage event-only mats, building cryo+hydro+electro towers and afk'ing.
2 more weeks without a banner....

Spoiler

87765682

 

[wowfucktron]

This game's Reddit community is so bizarre.

Reddit calls Kaeya black even though this is a Chinese game and he is most likely either Indian or South East Asian considering China's stance on black people.
Then you have the blatant horny posting from gay men/women and straight women but the moment any female character is lewded said user gets either a slap on the wrist or dogpiled over "cringe, creepy and problematic behavior..."
Or the fact that it's overflowing with Chinese supremacists and CCP shills.
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I'm already bored of this event...can we get Weebland now?

 

[wowfucktron]

Well boys, Hu Tao got a prerelease nerf.

Her godly C1 got swapped with her useless C4.

#justice4walnut

 

[strider_01]

>expecting anything intelligent from fucking Reddit
That's your first mistake, buddy

 

[wowfucktron]

@strider_01
I’m holding on to the false hope that it might return back to its 2005 ways.

 

[Halo]

@wowfucktron

Her godly C1 got swapped with her useless C4.

So? Just whale more to prove your dedication. Are you poor?

^87146427

 

[Plophop]

@wowfucktron Those people who spam simp posts and fancam shit in the replies of official social media posts are obnoxious. They're worse than old-school fujoshi.

 

[Xxsafirex]

Beidou has the highest theoretical damage output in the game but it relies on Korean Starcraft player level reflexes

it's just about releasing the elemental skill the moment she get hit (if you're bad just wait you get hit a second time)

 

[wowfucktron]

@halo
It just means less people are going to try for her C1...
>whale harder
>are you poor
Like, zoinks Scoob, are you challenging me?

@plophop
It’s worse on Reddit because moderation there is haphazardly applied. The Genshin sub is probably the worst game sub I’ve ever seen.
>fujos
The ship wars on Reddit are so fucking dumb. You can get banned for “hate speech” if you criticize the gay ones...
>engaging in shipping
I don’t, just using an example.

@xxsafirex
Beidou has timing windows for her counter, there’s a specific frame where she deals bullshit levels of damage that can reach upper six figures with proper set up.

She’s not a great investment but she can do some really stupid stuff.

 

[Xxsafirex]

@wowfucktron
I don't know the meta but from the skill description, max damage should be attainable from perfect counter (the frame thingy) or 2 hit tanked with shield. (unless there is some additionnal damage on the perfect counter i'm not aware of)

 

[wowfucktron]

@xxsafirex

unless there is some additionnal damage on the perfect counter i'm not aware of

There’s an exact frame where you should parry but it’s more of a PC thing due to the possibility of lag.

It’s using the perfect counter but the timing is beyond ridiculous.

Look up meta gameplay on bilibili using Beidou, you’ll see what kinds of damage people can squeeze out of her.

 

[Halo]

@wowfucktron

Like, zoinks Scoob, are you challenging me?

Do I need to?

^87227411

But nah, I'm merely collecting waifus here, C0 butt is just as good as C6.

 

[Xxsafirex]

@Halo
now the true question is do i pull for the butts or for the thighs

 

[Halo]

@Xxsafirex Can't have thighs without butts.

 

[wowfucktron]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Im...ome_people_are_taking_the_fandom_way_too_far/
I dun gib no fak, dis no be gud.

The cancerousness of K-pop fans, the moronic horniness of Weebs, the “taking everything way too seriously” of teenage girls, and the overzealousness of fujoshi...

Cutting yourself over vidya and coombait ships? What the fuck?

Cutting yourself in general is abhorrent, but over a fucking video game character? Humanity was a mistake.

I genuinely regret taking part in spreading #cut4bieber...

@halo
@xxsafirex
Walnut’s flatter than an Irish woman. Her thighs and O Kawaii face are the only thing going for her.

 

[Plophop]

@wowfucktron
It's good to know that the spirit of tumblr and its maddening gypsy curse on teenage girls lives on despite the fact that said website is effectively dead.

EDIT: I used to be indifferent to Hu Tao, but if she can make hoes this mad, she has my approval.

EDIT 2: I just remembered that Zhongli prefers mature women, which makes this shit even funnier.