Genshin Impact

[Plophop]

The moment Mihoyo puts skins in this game, good lord.

 

[wowfucktron]

All I want to do is skin a Hilichurl (alive, mind you) and have Klee run around wearing it while Dodoco Akbar-ing people.

Is this too much to ask for miHoYo?

 

[aloysiusks]

cant wait for a flying character like HOT but that will probably take a few years

 

[wowfucktron]

Xiao technically flies...

 

[Halo]

Albedo, technically, lifts.

^86028248

 

[wowfucktron]

This game is just NoGameNoLife’s sequel.

MC is isekai’d.
MC has an unhealthy attachment to his sister.
Gods (regional representatives) carry chess pieces.
Gnosises are chess pieces.
The end goal seems to be challenging an elder god to a chess match.
You also have some sketchy flying thing stuck to you because you bought it off with something it likes.

 

[aloysiusks]

i prefer just generic flying lol

 

[Halo]

Banners:

Spoiler

Fucking garbage. Guess I'm holding 💎🙌

Already have a C1 Diona, which is more than enough. Bennett needs C1 and I'm not wasting gems on Barbara or the Chinese dress lady.

 

[Plophop]

Looks like this season's nothing but primo hoarding for those who don't simp the new manlet. It feels similar to a dead week in other gacha games, except it's six weeks here.

 

[aloysiusks]

goddamn these banners sucks

 

[wowfucktron]

lel, I already have C1 Keqing.

I might pull on Xiao’s banner mainly for Diona. Keyword is might.

Pro tip: Keqing’s banner is just a Bennet banner rerun w/ Ning.

 

[comedyxtragedy]

Is it weird that I'm saving for Xiao but might skipping him? 😂
I need anemo that has swirl... Maybe I try his trial first.

 

[Halo]

@comedyxtragedy the only legitimate reason to whale on a 5* is waifu/husbando material.
Ask yourself: do you want to fuck cuddle Xiao? If yes, go for him.

 

[wowfucktron]

>wanting Sasuke and Levi’s butt baby

Xiao is a garbage character.
Selfish DPS who needs full team support for max value. And even then he’s not the best because you can’t switch around with him.

Sucrose is the best pure swirl character, she’s pretty sweet.
Jean is great but she’s all over the place in terms of gameplay direction.
Anemo Traveler is pretty good once at C6.
Venti is broken, if you have him use him.

Characters to save for:
Save for Ayaka or Where Tao.

Ayaka has a weird mechanic related to cooking that powers her up. She also has Mona’s dash but with cryo.

Walnut has her ethereal mode nuking and is guaranteed to give Qiqi a triggering. Walnut also has a 12% chance to cook suspicious food.

 

[Halo]

Sucrose is the best pure swirl character, she’s pretty sweet.

Succrose, indeed, is very cute.

Spoiler

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Ayaka is a skip until they add outfits. Potentially, the most boring butt in the game aside from lolis.

Spoiler

 

[comedyxtragedy]

@Halo

I'm skipping him then.
Man, I've been skipping 2 months of character banners. I hope they have Venti rerun

 

[AdmiralMikan]

Im happy with my C1 Ganyu. Will skip both Xiao and Keqing banner. Since I coop a lot with my best friends, having Ganyu totally make our domain and weekly childe a piece of cake. Sure, I only have harp as weapon since I don't have amos, but with that, I already deal consistent 5-digits damage with just full charge alone, even higher than my friend's lv 90 Childe lol.

I will get C6 Ningguang from free event, the only thing that kind of interest me is Bennet, but my Benny boi already C4, C5 can wait later until I get better b4 lineup. Might as well simping for Hu Tao, but I already avoided non-promotional character twice, since I already burned my guaranteed on Albedo.

 

[TwenyTwo]

Nothing can stop me, I'm all the way up

 

[wowfucktron]

Supposed Roadmap:

(We are Here) 1.3 ancient geovishap, lantern festival, xiao, hutao and no new 4 stars

1.4 new festival (monstadt festival), old friends (limited reruns)

1.5 unknown activity (hilichurl genocide when?)

1.6 a new region (chasm) + yao yao, the first dendro character

1.7 unwanted guest, a person with riddles, has a new boss (?)

1.8 no leaks

1.9 no leaks

2.0 Inazuma and Sumeru (Inazuma in September and Sumeru at the end of the year)

 

[wowfucktron]

Fun fact: a quarter of the file size of Genshin Impact is voice lines.

Takeaway: Lisa’s moaning requires 2gb(mobile)/3gb(PC) of storage.

Me no math so good.