Genshin Impact

[Halo]

Sweet. You can now converter gemstones and nothing else.

 

[wowfucktron]

Pulled Xiao, Mona C2 and Diluc C1.
Xiao sucks even when fully maxed out.
He is A tier at best, but he belongs in B tier with Support Amber and Support Barbara.

Becoming Jim Carey in The Mask allows for temporary one shots but his energy recharge is nonexistent so it’s never online when needed.

“But he was broken in his trial run.”
He was lvl80 (enemies were lvl70), had perfect artifacts, was given the Jade Spear instead of the Favonius Spear, was C5, had maxed out Talents for lvl80 and the trial dungeon had an energy generation modification which gave 10 energy per kill.

He was powered up further than other trial characters have been in their trials and he was still shoddy.

He’s pure dogshit, better than Qiqi but that’s not really a contest.

I will Leviathan for Walnut because her C6 is mind bogglingly stupid and she cute.

 

[Halo]

I like how they gave Xiao godlike gear in his trial.
e > ult > spam plunging attack.
Easiest 20 free primos of my life.

 

[Halo]

40 stamina 🙄

 

[aloysiusks]

oh yeah i got xiao but no good polearm keh

 

[wowfucktron]

Here’s your 1.4.

>you can now lower world level
Yay, now I can beat “Into the Mountains.”

>oceanid event

 

[Halo]

oceanid event

Bring it.

^87446387

 

[immortalartisan]

So I wasn’t meant to fight that oceonoid at low level? Could’ve fooled me I beat it while still at capped at level 40

 

[wowfucktron]

@immortalartisan
You could fight the Oceanid at any level.

The WL lowering thing is a new mechanic and is for people who are struggling to level up characters due to not having enough carries.

The Oceanid event is different and is like the hypostasis event, multiple Oceanids and battle mods.

 

[Plophop]

Oceanid isn't that bad tbh. I personally find Anemo Hypo marginally harder and the new Primo Geovishap trumps either of them by virtue of having attacks I can't just iframe through.

 

[Halo]

https://youtu.be/iUxMzksgbt0

It dawned on me that there are people who didn't pull Ganyu. 😔

 

[wowfucktron]

Look at all of the peasants who didn't pull IRS-chan!
Laugh at them for they do not commit tax fraud and get into stabouts with the Millelith.

 

[immortalartisan]

So I was saving up intertwined fates to roll for another chance at ganyue and finally got enough and found out the roll was already gone.

 

[wowfucktron]

Heads up for those curious about Rosaria and Walnut’s viabilities. _{And reasons to want these characters.}

Rosaria is a cryo polearm user who has a life drain E. Her ult is a grounded version of Ganyu’s ult but it lashes out at enemies with shadowy ice vines.

She’s got a high crit rate as a cryo character (Jade Spear plus CR artifacts get her up to about 65% crit rate) but her passive is beyond useless.

Her passive gives the team 25% (iirc) faster move speed at night in game. ~8 minutes worth of extra speed...

Hu Tao is a pyro polearm user who has a self sustaining berserker play style. Think Xiao but on every kind of steroid imaginable.

She has a life drain E like Rosaria but it has a catch, you need to kill an enemy for some health gain. Not that great but she mows down mobs like no other. Lvl 10 E gets 8.67% health per kill.

Her ult is stupidly overpowered, she becomes ethereal and can pass through enemies and barriers they create. During Butterfly mode, her damage output skyrockets in response to the difference in current health to max health at time of ult.

Her passive is technically pointless, it allows you to cook suspicious versions of food as a 12% extra.

However, Hu Tao’s C6 makes her unkillable. She lives through oneshots and lethal damage every 30 seconds and immediately ults in response. Unbelievably broken, but C6 5*s should be.

Ayaka seems to be getting nerfs, but she’s no longer the cryo sword Mona, ie really dumb combo potential and extreme CC capabilities.

 

[aloysiusks]

im still waiting for pity counter to show.

 

[Halo]

Even though it is Rosaria who looks like a dominatrix,

Spoiler

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/87296361

I only want Hu Tao to step on me

Spoiler

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/86996394

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/87279779

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/86865025

 

[wowfucktron]

Alright boys, here’s your Pyro Claymore loli.
https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Iansan

The beta she’d be in was killed because miHoYo bought a private testing team for all future betas, but according to a credible leak she’ll have a fisticuffs mode similar to Childe’s Stances.

One Punch Loli!

@halo
Your debauchery knows no bounds...

 

[AnotherRat]

LMAO I got fucking banned from the Official Genshin Discord server xDdD

Can talk about loli hentai in General but can't talk about Hu Tao without getting banned.

I guess the Genshin players pedo meme is real then 😳👌💯

 

[Plophop]

Confirmed. I rolled 10 when 1.3 dropped, got Diona and the FBI raided my house.

 

[wowfucktron]

@plophop
You too? I’m just glad they didn’t find my slaves, half-eaten bodies of women’s corpses, DIY nukes, and my thousands of kilos of coke and fentanyl.

@anotherrat
Are you surprised? Weebs and pedophiles have some serious, unfortunate overlap.