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Code:A normal weapon store. The place where they sell common swords, spears, shields. I can’t equip any of that though. And also don’t have any money for them. 「Old man, will you buy goblin clubs?」 I ask a bald old man. I don’t need them anyway but have a ton. Even if they cost next to nothing, I still want some cash. 「Yeah, I’ll buy, but I won’t give much for them. From 500 ere for one.」 This is a rip-off. Clubs on sale at the stop are 1000-2000 ere, yet he buys them for 500? More than half is a profit. Well, even with the maintenance of the store and the baldie’s salary taken into account, 50% is…… No, stores in the original world probably wouldn’t have given even 100 ere for them? This might be a pretty good store. 「How many are you willing to buy?」 If I sell 10 of them, it’s 5000 ere already, which can cover living expenses. 「How many? We are a weapon store. We obviously will buy as many as you are willing to sell. We are running a legit business here, you know?」 As expected of a real store, no limit on purchases. The old man is probably a good baldie. *Thud Clang Clang Clang Thud Clang Thud Thud Clang Thud Clang Thud Thud Thud Thud Clang Thud Thud Clang Thud Clang ………* 「……」 「……?」 「……I’m sorry, I was full of myself. Please let me off at 50.」
Code:The next time I come here the place might already turn into a specialist shop with clubs only. That’s some zeal. It might turn into a famous store, where all club users of this world are going to gather. I’m sure assault-type club-using magical girls will come to shop here as well. They probably won’t have enough money and will wail 『Fuuue, I don’t have enough moooney』, I’m sure of it. Hire one such girl, and we will find the geeks the next second. They will just pop out of thin air. Oh no, it will put the girl in danger!
Code:「White Weirdo Inn」 Time to call the police! It’s a weirdo! And a white one! And on top of that, it’s an inn! I want to report this! 「Welcome, the adventurers guild already contacted us.」 「Goodbye. I’m off to burn down the guild.」 A poster girl. A cute poster girl. The problem is the poster itself. A big problem. 「Mister, please wait. It’s okay. The strange is only the name. You shouldn’t set fire to the adventurers guild!」 「No, it’s not okay. White Weirdo is surely not okay. If you know that it is strange, why won’t you change it?」 Half crying, the poster girl tried to stop me. Indeed, going all the way back just to burn the guild sounds like a pain. I should just shoot at it from here. 「Haruka-kun, why are you holding your staff like a rifle? Why are you pointing it at the adventurers guild? Why do your eyes look like those of the main character from Golgo? Don’t make a girl cry!」 「Eh? I’m not going to shoot? I’m not, but… It’s just that? Diving into the urge a bit?」 「I heard about giving in to an urge, but diving into it? So you are doing it totally on purpose? You are brimming with the desire to shoot! This is a premeditated crime!」 「Okay, President, will you be able to say 『Yesterday, I stopped at White Weirdo’s place until the morning』?」 「……Shoot.」 The job was accepted, free of charge. 「No, doon’t! The ladies from the guild often recommend our inn, so we are getting a lot of customers, and, and, and also……」 For some reason, the poster girl is desperately trying to stop me with tears in her eyes. 「Okay, got it, I won’t shoot.」 Having said that, I patted her on the head, after which her face turned red. 「Father, we have customers.」 Saying that she went back into the inn. Yes, it’s fine. Tomorrow, I’m going to the guild anyway. So there is no need to shoot right now. For some reason, the girls are looking at me with Golgo eyes? Eh?