「White Weirdo Inn」
Time to call the police! It’s a weirdo! And a white one! And on top of that, it’s an inn! I want to report this!
「Welcome, the adventurers guild already contacted us.」
「Goodbye. I’m off to burn down the guild.」
A poster girl. A cute poster girl. The problem is the poster itself. A big problem.
「Mister, please wait. It’s okay. The strange is only the name. You shouldn’t set fire to the adventurers guild!」
「No, it’s not okay. White Weirdo is surely not okay. If you know that it is strange, why won’t you change it?」
Half crying, the poster girl tried to stop me. Indeed, going all the way back just to burn the guild sounds like a pain. I should just shoot at it from here.
「Haruka-kun, why are you holding your staff like a rifle? Why are you pointing it at the adventurers guild? Why do your eyes look like those of the main character from Golgo? Don’t make a girl cry!」
「Eh? I’m not going to shoot? I’m not, but… It’s just that? Diving into the urge a bit?」
「I heard about giving in to an urge, but diving into it? So you are doing it totally on purpose? You are brimming with the desire to shoot! This is a premeditated crime!」
「Okay, President, will you be able to say 『Yesterday, I stopped at White Weirdo’s place until the morning』?」
「……Shoot.」
The job was accepted, free of charge.
「No, doon’t! The ladies from the guild often recommend our inn, so we are getting a lot of customers, and, and, and also……」
For some reason, the poster girl is desperately trying to stop me with tears in her eyes.
「Okay, got it, I won’t shoot.」
Having said that, I patted her on the head, after which her face turned red.
「Father, we have customers.」
Saying that she went back into the inn.
Yes, it’s fine. Tomorrow, I’m going to the guild anyway. So there is no need to shoot right now.
For some reason, the girls are looking at me with Golgo eyes? Eh?