Why does the former king look like he belongs on a deck of card and the princess look like her dress is falling off? Why is he still wearing a crown in the first place, fashion? Those pipe curls on either the side of his face are outrageous, is that where villinsses get their curly hair from? Does the princess not have nipples? How is that staying up? She looks like a high priced whore.
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These are the things I was thinking instead of paying attention to their boring conversation.
Edit: That's the Queen? Does she not age or is the King just a pedophile?