WARNING: THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS EXTREME AMOUNTS OF WARM FUZZIES. OVER READING OF THIS CHAPTER CAN LEAD TO DIABETES, UNINTENTIONAL SMILING, AND OVER WHELMING WARMTH IN THE FACE AND CHECK. IF ANY OF THESE SYMPTOMS DO NOT DISSIPATE OVER A FEW MONTHS, YOU MUST BE READING THIS A FEW YEARS AFTER THE PANDEMIC HAS ENDED