Nowadays things seem to be following this pattern:
Nagatoro: Hey senpai! Have I told you you're gross today? Because you're totally gross, y'know? Yes indeed you are disgustingly gross beyond doubt. Truly truly gross and lame, a most lame man amongst lame men. Wanna know something else? You're useless. And disgusting. You're very, very useless; so useless that we might as well change your name to useless-senpai. You're so very useless that I bet you can't do this thing here, can you? C'mon, do this big thing I just did, I dare you! Do it! I bet you can't even do this medium thing either you spineless fluff! Eh? You gonna cry? You gonna cry like a baby? Like the big wussy baby that you are?! EH?! COME ON!! AREN'T YOU GONNA CRY?! AREN'T YOU GONNA SHOW YOUR SHAMEFUL CRYING SELF TO ME?! CRY ALREADY YOU USELESS-SENPAI!! YOU BIG GROSS WUSS!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THE SMALL THING!!! I CAN BET ON IT!!! YOU BIG DISGUSTING USELESS GROSS LAME-ASS WUSSY SENP----!!!!
*Senpai does a small thing by accident*
Nagatoro: kyaaahh
Past version of No Guard Wife anyone?