Getting kicked for something she misheard, and of which you knew nothing about, is really tame, Senpai.
Wait till you get married, and she has a dream that you have no control or awareness of, about you being sexually treated by another woman, possibly in her presence; she's going to wake up from that dream so pissed off and start hitting and kicking you, and you'll wake up all confused and shit. You won't even know what had happened, but she's in front of you being pissed to tears, and it's ALL YOUR DAMN FAULT, SENPAI!
That one gets me every time. Ah, women.