Everything else aside, I have one wish: to see relevant titles.
I get anxiety thinking of a future where this title trend continues and we start seeing books on shelves titled like "I Used To Be A Cashier", "I'm the Cousin of a Politician", "I Was Married But Then I Discovered Oranges", and " In Between, I Go To The Washroom."
Long titles that are summaries on their own are one thing. Poetic/creative use of words to make the title a metaphor etc is another (you know, like what normal novels do). But titles that lose relevence after the first few chapters? This is a new level for me.
Of course that isn't stopping me from reading. But I can still hope.