@doomroar It's a 4chan greentext. Someone posted a thread with a picture of a passed out drunk girl asking "you see this walking home, what do" or something like that. One...interesting fellow said he would bring her home, let her sleep it off, and when she wakes up give her a bowl of eggs and say "you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." Even 4chan was weirded out, which is impressive. You can find the full thing if you google "you have to eat all the eggs".