OMG, this guy never ceases to amaze me. He's the best, really. If by "best", I mean, he always manages to get even more fucking retarded. Every chapter, I go "wow this is it, this is the MOST retarded a person can get" then he goes and ups his retard game by at least 3 pecentage points. It's damn impressive.
Really though, is this going to end soon? I reallllly don't know how long i can keep this up. But I'm so damn invested I want to find out who he ends up with. Though I'm guessing since he's such a giant pussy he will end up alone.