Captain's log 157,
Its been 157 chapters since i got marooned on the deserted 'Island of Character Development' and my hopes of survival have been long forgotten. The patience reserves have run scarce, might not even be enough to see the next moon. Only thing left to do is sit and wait for the SS Plot to cruise by for rescue. Though, with how still the waters have been thus far, i can fear only the worst. To any and all that may receive this message via radio, heed my warning well: the waters of the Harem Sea may appear traversable, but once entered, there is no exit. My mind was broken long ago by the slow and insidious monotony of knowing I will be disappointed and continuing anyway. Steer thy vessel to more promising waters, sailor.