Yudetamago, at age 1: "mamaa-ouch!"
Yudetamago's mothers: "Oh no, he hit his head on a doorknob! Hmm, he's staring at the keyhole?"
Yudetamago, gaining the Soul of a Mangaka from sheer hatred: "Keyholes are the DEVIL, the Source of all things EVIL and DARK! All our Creative Powers shall go towards revealing this Truth."