If you're going to use a machine translator, use it on what YOU WRITE.
You google-translating people into YOUR language, seemingly at random, and posting that with a reply IN THE LANGUAGE THE PERSON DOES NOT UNDERSTAND helps no one.
Like half of the things you quoted are people sayi
Hey! Hooray for bravery!this manga is so fire it inspired me to confess to the femboy i had a crush on
i got rejected but it was still good