Princess : Mom, why is my cute little sister like me, but she doesn't have the same long ears like me?
Queen: Darling, that's because your father is a d*ck and keep sticking his d*ck into the wrong holes.
Also, I can't wait to see how the kingdom will crumble under the use of paper notes (a.k.a. paper money) as they discover the fact that the first step, in making paper notes, is to produce a way to avoid counterfeits.