@MisterXiado I don't know you, so I can't say with certainty what your life was like when you were two, but unless you're currently 3-5 years old, then I'm calling you out for being a liar on even remembering anything from that age. There are multiple studies done on how early memories develop and all of them say the first years of memories are forgotten since their brains aren't developed enough yet.
You're also missing the point. She's
MONTHS old, that's not just early, that's "I was literally just recently born" kind of early. A baby of that age making articulate
SOUNDS that resemble words would've been impressive enough, let alone complete sentences of that complexity, I DARE you to find an example of a 0-year-old speaking at that level instead of crying or sleeping. Firefish5000 and I don't have a problem with her trying to speak and doing so (considering her mental age), its more about the level of speech that's completely disproportionate from her appearance to the point of just being creepy that puts us off. Not to mention how everyone in her family just shrugs it off with "she's a genius" like that phrase explains everything.
I like this story I really do... I just wish the next 20 chapters could come out already so we're out of the baby phase and I can stop wincing whenever she opens her mouth.