'If I don't kill you today, I will no longer claim my own name!'
'mmm. Nah, fight's over. I'm the Clan Leader.'
'...erm...'
'So, what's your new name?

'
'SHUT UP! >_<'
'Nice to meet you, Shut Up! I'm Lin Dong!'
*incoherent rival rage noises*
Probably won't happen in favor of more dramatic posturing, but it'd amuse me if it did.