Mikoto-chan wa Kirawaretakunai! - Vol. 2 Ch. 19 - The Rules of The Hakubune Family

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Its actually tragic that Takase has nightmare's like that and so often, i can also see that Mikoto having nightmare's very similar....

Every character in this story needs therapy except the class rep and Takase's sister.

Also wtf why does she know his d*ck size?
 
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Ma'am how do you know about your teenage son dick size though, unless...:thonk::thonk:
Well, I guess mom has walked in on SOMEONE choking the chicken. What, the chicken had it coming ... wait! Also, this ship is not some small dingy ... apparently it's a YATCH. Well according to mom dukes.
Maybe she saw a Morning Wood tent when she came in while he was asleep. Of course that wouldn't show girth.
 
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Word of advice, if your parents wash your clothes, in particular your underwear, they already know EVERYTHING about your privates and what you do with them at night. :fml:
Especially if you're going through crates of tissues.
 
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It's a toss up whether I would laugh or die of cringe if my mom said I had a big dick.

At any rate, this isn't a doujin, pump the brakes miss.
It reminded me of that parody series: Solo Leveling: Abridged, Stepmom Route Unlocked
 
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Mom: "Don't worry, son. You have the fattest, meatiest, girthiest jackhammer of love that girl could ever hope for! The kind that could hurt a girl in all the best ways! At first she'll be begging you to stop but then pleading for you to do it all over again."
Son: "M-mom, plea-"
Mom: "So you get over there and really take that mentally unstable girl down to Poundtown! Beat that pussy up like it owes you money and you want to make an example of it. Make her feel like she can't live without it. Fill her to the brim and and put a bandaid over it so none of it leaks out. And if I find out she can still walk afterwards I won't be mad but I will be very disappointed!"
Son: "Oh, God! Mom, sto-"
Mom: "Oh, before you piledrive her into the ground, I made you a protein shake with a side of pineapple and oysters."
Son: [Silently weeping]
Mom: "And if I find out you used a condom you're dead!"
if I showed this comment to an orphan in Victorian-era England he would certainly beat me to death
 
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Mom: "Don't worry, son. You have the fattest, meatiest, girthiest jackhammer of love that girl could ever hope for! The kind that could hurt a girl in all the best ways! At first she'll be begging you to stop but then pleading for you to do it all over again."
Son: "M-mom, plea-"
Mom: "So you get over there and really take that mentally unstable girl down to Poundtown! Beat that pussy up like it owes you money and you want to make an example of it. Make her feel like she can't live without it. Fill her to the brim and and put a bandaid over it so none of it leaks out. And if I find out she can still walk afterwards I won't be mad but I will be very disappointed!"
Son: "Oh, God! Mom, sto-"
Mom: "Oh, before you piledrive her into the ground, I made you a protein shake with a side of pineapple and oysters."
Son: [Silently weeping]
Mom: "And if I find out you used a condom you're dead!"
pfffffffffffffffffffffff
 

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