Prank aside, this feels bleak. That deity is as dynamic and relevant as a rock that had hit the MC's head. The only nice parts of it are les and cap. The lesbo makes you want to root for her and captain is girl-crush. A nice end to this would be MC understanding he loves lez so much that he'd support her love, she gets together with some chick and then MC grows back his peen while maintaining a bro-sis / bff / soulmate relationship with lez and finding his own S.O.