Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 49 - SCP-971

[MangaDex]

 

[Mako]

Why would you need a cannibal to see if it's human meat. You'd think there would be easier and more reliable ways to determine that.

 

[Boomburst]

In this case, it is probably just for the dark humor.

 

[Suzukino]

I just felt like eating a panda burguer today.

 

[nachtness]

>have budget to contain monsters
>have no budget to DNA lab

nani the what

 

[AgentKuga]

what the fuck not the poor animals no wonder all the animals going extinct today

 

[tekno]

They probably do have DNA labs, but conservation isn't the SCP Foundation's objective, and a lot of their tech is probably mega top secret

 

[banirdag]

nobody tell PETA about this.

 

[RamenRider]

@Mako Well, I mean. You could spent money on a DNA sequencing test if you randomly suspect it's made from human meat, or you could just make one of the D class eat it.
D class seems quicker, cheaper, and easier.

 

[ghostkun]

Coca-Cola's influence:
KETER

 

[Doomer]

seems rather extreme to put a level-4 rank on it, it's just a fast food menu. unless it starts high and goes down as in lvl 1 is the most extreme and dangerous while lvl 10 is the safest.

 

[rienrien]

@Uncle_hitler
Except the meat is taken from endangered animals, which I don't think the Foundation wants dead. Using this SCP with sufficient cash allows someone to eat endangered species to extinction.

 

[monstergelo]

@Mako only cannibal would says that

 

[ampnaman]

On the bright side; in case we have overweight animals in zoos - this SCP is a quick and easy instant die-t.

 

[GriseousGrime]

I love the fact that they just have a cannibal on site and no one gives a fuck.

 

[irairabusters]

this made me sad

 

[De_LaBaiGa]

@GriseousGrime well, with everything they have there, a human cannibal is the least of their problems

 

[Sylveran]

Hmmm... Panda burgers...

 

[Chuggoth]

@GriseousGrime
Convicted Cannibal.
One would think that among thousands of D-class there'd be a couple of useful deviants.

 

[Maiorem]

Imagine if they made food out of some of the SCPs.