Welps it's not like I wish to butcher up the words too
Well, then don't. Legibility is paramount. Bubbles serve the text, not the other way round. Aside from clarifying who says what, the ultimate purpose of bubbles is to make text stand out from background. Seriously, man, you got your priorities month-day-year.
When in a pinch, screw the bubbles, not the text. If it can't reasonably be avoided, running over bubbles is fine. Even running over panel borders is. Merging the space of something like "tall narrow sideways-eight" bubbles is usually fine, too. (Except perhaps when the second segment significantly changes tone, like screaming, but even then nobody will crucify you over some nicking and nudging to make better use of available space.) Diverting from religiously center-aligned text for individual lines is fine if it helps preventing some ugly line break that butchers the text flow.
Fitting bubbles is a bonus, not a requirement or even a dealbreaker. Don't lose sleep over what requires disproportionate amounts of work for what benefit it brings. So what, Japanese text is vertical, English text (as an example) is not. That's the unfortunate nature of these things. Beating yourself up over trying to mimic a writing system that doesn't even apply to the target language is a breadless waste of time and nerves. The spirit that spawned the rules and guidelines of typesetting in the first place is more important than blindly adhering to them. No need to try fitting the square peg in the round hole.