Say a funfact about literally anything

[Ivegotnolife]

@wowfucktron
Funfact:
Obstetricians often resort to performing surgical Episiotomy procedures to reduce the severity of spontaneous Astoflo-genic trauma during childbirth. 😏😱

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Once elected as consul, Julius Ceasar needed to solidify his position. He was already politically indebted to Marcus Licinius Crassus but he had also made overtures to Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus. These two men have been at odds with one another for decades so Ceasar tried to reconcile the two. A political alliance was formed which will later be known as the First Triumvirate.

 

[lovemodsman]

Funfact: People die when they are killed

 

[gomichandesu]

@lovemodsman
keikaku means plan

 

[wowfucktron]

@gomichandesu
The Archer class is really made of Archers.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Julius Ceasar aggressively pushed many reforms during his time as consul, all of which were unpopular amongst the nobility. When his consulship came ended he took on the role of governor of Cisalpine and Transalpine Gaul, giving him political immunity outside of the Pomenarium for the next five years. This would be the starting point of Rome's conquest over Gaul.

 

[Hitspark]

The people who love and care for you the most are often the most aggressive in your life. Because of their overabundant love for you they often come off as shouty, angry or even argumentative, but the truth is when they're concerned about you they have a harder time keeping those emotions settled.

 

[Mr_Detective]

Why the hell does that sound like "big government" propaganda to me...?

Well, there's thin line between having too much love and just being a dictator. Ask Asians. Sometimes, people like that need to learn when to back off.

 

[Teddy]

Mannnn customers must love customer service representatives

Criminals must loveeeee cops

Republicans/Democrat OTP

Edit: beat me to it

 

[wowfucktron]

@hitspark

The people who love and care for you the most are often the most aggressive in your life.

I'm assuming my moronic uber black nationalist and black Israelite neighbor who tells me everyday that he's going to lynch me actually loves me?

Because of their overabundant love for you they often come off as shouty, angry or even argumentative, but the truth is when they're concerned about you they have a harder time keeping those emotions settled.

Slur warning, I guess?

Spoiler

I think being called a subhuman kike isn't a sign of love.
Nor is being told that Hitler should've finished the job whenever he sees me is a sign of his concern for my well being...

 

[EOTFOFYL]

The Gallic Wars was a series of campaigns in modern day France and Belgium led by Gaeus Julius Caesar who sought to bring the region under Roman rule. The conflict began with the migration of the Helvetti tribe and ended with the defeat of Vercongeterix at the battle of Alesia. These events would propel Caesar into the status as one of the most renowned generals in the Western world.

 

[Hitspark]

@wowfucktron You took that in a direction I never imagined possible.

 

[wowfucktron]

@hitspark

 

[Greenfrost]

The Silent Hill series took a lot of inspiration from the movie Jacob's Ladder, such as stairs that go to nowhere, and shaky heads.

The similarities between the "Star Ocean and Tales of series aren't coincidental. During the development of Tales of Phantasia, Half the development team left due to creative differences and started a company of their own called Tri-Ace. The creator of Star ocean.

Final Fantasy did not get it's name because Squaresoft thought it would be their last game. They simply wanted a title that had two Fs, and Fighting Fantasy was already taken.

Super Mario's original name was Mr. Video

The first ever action RPG was a game called Dragon Slayer, developed by Falcom. The company responsible for the Ys and Legend of Heroes series.

 

[Hitspark]

@wowfucktron

 

[wowfucktron]

@hitspark

 

[Hitspark]

@wowfucktron

 

[Ivegotnolife]

 

[wowfucktron]

@hitspark

It didn't ring...

 

[Hitspark]

@wowfucktron