I was anticipating this despite having it hinted at much earlier, but there are so many things I want to say about it, I can't choose just one. Thus, I have decided to do the following:
-Top 10 Jokes I Came Up With In Response to This Situation-
#10: He said he likes it raw. Now he's gonna get the raw deal.
#9: Karma might be a bitch, but now, he's someone else's bitch thanks to karma.
#8: He's gonna be sore tomorrow. And the day after that. And so on and so forth.
#7: A wise man once said that there's always time for lubricant. But for that lousy sod, that time will never come.
#6: His pillow is going to riddled with teeth marks.
#5: When he gets in the showers, he's gonna hold on to the soap like his life depends on it.
#4: He lived his life as an asshole... fill in the blank yourselves.
#3: He can't be a dick anymore. He doesn't have it.
#2: They are going to love him when he goes to Hell.
And the #1 joke I have stored in my repetoire:
This is going to be his life from here on out. Only difference is, he gets no choice in the matter. Ironically enough, there is only one choice.