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[bigtiddyoneesan]

You rolled 17. You asked defaultbro to give you back the figurine 270mm Cow Girl, however defaultbro's face seems in displeased, so you tell him about the cow girl secret. You told defaultbro, and defaultbro immediatley regret himself to have a bless to hear. After getting yourself the 270mm Cow Girl figurine back, you goin back to find @sterben you saw him being surrounded by the titless waifus. what are you going to do?

i pull out my portable washboard that i bring with me for occasions like this. i start waving it around, and the titless waifus notice it and retreat into the shadows while hissing. i slap @sterven on the bum in a platonic and friendly way, and we begin to leave the defaultbro village together.

however, on our way out we are approached by a gang of 5 defaultbro hoodlums. they babble something about solo leveling and then start screeching and stomping their feet. i don't want this to turn violent, but i'm not sure that i can effectively lower my articulations to a level they can understand. i roll for int.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@EOTFOFYL rolled 4. you almost died, but then you see someone from far away running to you, when they appear in front of you and looking down while you're still dying despite the potion, you asked for help, however they keep their mouth shut and you see his hand appear to reach something from his back. You are scared to death it's bandit, so you closed your eyes.

Using my quick wits
I use my cheeki breeki;
Roll for charisma.

 

[OisE]

I like the platonic and friendly "part".

 

[pandascepter]

i pull out my portable washboard that i bring with me for occasions like this. i start waving it around, and the titless waifus notice it and retreat into the shadows while hissing. i slap @sterven on the bum in a platonic and friendly way, and we begin to leave the defaultbro village together.

however, on our way out we are approached by a gang of 5 defaultbro hoodlums. they babble something about solo leveling and then start screeching and stomping their feet. i don't want this to turn violent, but i'm not sure that i can effectively lower my articulations to a level they can understand. i roll for int.

As you keep your waifu in a jar for safety you rolled 17. You started to disguise and make @sterven to stay hidden with the jar at the alleyway. You come to the gang and as you start blabbering about Solo Leveling on how masterpiece it was, you remember it's wednesday (my dude) and you remind them which suddenly make them snap their neuron like ooga booga and start to turn their fone on, after they got distracted you, sterben, and 270mm Cow Girl Figurine in a jar escape from the village you started the new journey to stay as BTO and swear that you will destroy the titless world.

Using my quick wits
I use my cheeki breeki;
Roll for charisma.

You got 8.
You hear a voice "are you ok?" you open your eyes and then you see @Richman in front of you which you swore to destroy, but you are wondering why is he so kind. As he reach to your face to clean your from the dirt with napkin he took from the pocket, you say "i'm fine. why are you here?". then he reply "i'm the most powerful gfg member and you know it by now, i want to recruit you to destroy BTO hope and dream to make this world as the yuri world not tiddies world."
As you know that you almost died he because of BTO you almost got conviced by Fishman words.

 

[sterven]

As you keep your waifu in a jar for safety you rolled 17. You started to disguise and make @sterven to stay hidden with the jar at the alleyway. You come to the gang and as you start blabbering about Solo Leveling on how masterpiece it was, you remember it's wednesday (my dude) and you remind them which suddenly make them snap their neuron like ooga booga and start to turn their fone on, after they got distracted you, sterben, and 270mm Cow Girl Figurine in a jar escape from the village you started the new journey to stay as BTO and swear that you will destroy the titless world.

I havent kept up with the story but by all that is holy there better be a good reason I didn't immediately jump out of hiding to silence such heretical words heresy in all forms must be purged lest we be corrupted by its IQ dropping influence.

 

[pandascepter]

I havent kept up with the story but by all that is holy there better be a good reason I didn't immediately jump out of hiding to silence such heretical words heresy in all forms must be purged lest we be corrupted by its IQ dropping influence.

Dont worry it was part of the plan @bigtiddyoneesan doesnt like solo leveling afterall, right?

 

[sterven]

Dont worry it was part of the plan @bigtiddyoneesan doesnt like solo leveling afterall, right?

I will bite my tongue but I feel tainted ive lost something ill never get back

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

As you keep your waifu in a jar for safety you rolled 17. You started to disguise and make @sterven to stay hidden with the jar at the alleyway. You come to the gang and as you start blabbering about Solo Leveling on how masterpiece it was, you remember it's wednesday (my dude) and you remind them which suddenly make them snap their neuron like ooga booga and start to turn their fone on, after they got distracted you, sterben, and 270mm Cow Girl Figurine in a jar escape from the village you started the new journey to stay as BTO and swear that you will destroy the titless world.

@sterben and i travel long and far until we finally reach the titless kingdom, where the titless queen resides. before entering the gates, we don our disguises: shirts and accessories depicting taiga from toradora. we enter the gates without any issues and carry on with our master plan. the streets of the titless kingdom are bustling, what with the annual titless festival being so close upon us after all. sterben almost vomits from seeing the blasphemous decorations that fill the town square. i pat his back and reassure him that our journey is almost complete.

we find a small and quiet inn and decide to stay there for the night. i walk up to the counter and perform the titless salute in front of the innkeeper. he observes me for a moment while stroking his beard, and eventually says, "you a real titless worshipper?"
i roll for int to decide my response.

 

[Richman]

Wait you people are actually playing DND here? I thought it was a joke

 

[EOTFOFYL]

You got 8.
You hear a voice "are you ok?" you open your eyes and then you see @Richman in front of you which you swore to destroy, but you are wondering why is he so kind. As he reach to your face to clean your from the dirt with napkin he took from the pocket, you say "i'm fine. why are you here?". then he reply "i'm the most powerful gfg member and you know it by now, i want to recruit you to destroy BTO hope and dream to make this world as the yuri world not tiddies world."
As you know that you almost died he because of BTO you almost got conviced by Fishman words.

I'm utterly lost
But I want to pet the fish,
Long strokes on the head.

 

[Angry_Panda]

Wait you people are actually playing DND here? I thought it was a joke

This is the worst farming simulator I've ever seen.

 

[sterven]

Wait you people are actually playing DND here? I thought it was a joke

Never underestimate pandas and bigtiddys determination and imagination

 

[Ivegotnolife]

 

[pandascepter]

Wait you people are actually playing DND here? I thought it was a joke

better than erp.

 

[Xzayer]

If I were to summarize a good chuck of manga and anime plot it would be this: basically theres this student except shes got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. I mean she’s packing some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big old tonhongerekoogers.

Then what happens next will surprise you. Transfer student shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. We’re talking humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Expectation

reality?​

 

[Richman]

I'm utterly lost
But I want to pet the fish,
Long strokes on the head.

thanks!

 

[pandascepter]

@bigtiddyoneesan
leave me alone. akira-a kira-a

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@bigtiddyoneesan
leave me alone. akira-a kira-a

GGRAAAAAHHHHHH

 

[pandascepter]

@bigtiddyoneesan
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