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[MawMaw]

so you end up playing this or nah? @EOTFOFYL

 

[vhjhvugyuyg8igyv]

 

[EOTFOFYL]

so you end up playing this or nah? @EOTFOFYL

There's no current plan
To expand my library,
I'm at my limit

 

[Ivegotnolife]

vhj.....

I think I will dub you V

 

[Richman]

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

sterven starts sweating profusely, given the situation. a big sweat puddle begins to form at his feet, and his pants are absolutely drenched. he might have wet himself, too. anyways, with my resourcefulness, i stare blankly at the innkeeper for a good 5 seconds, until finally arriving at a solution to our predicament.

"so you see, i was actually on my way to turn in this big tiddy contraband to the police. but my friend @sterlen here has agoraphobia and insisted that we find an inn first, so here we are." (i call him sterlen as an alias, but his real name is sterben.) the seemingly satisfied with my ruse, the innkeeper flashes his bare (flat) chest at me and winks while handing me the key to our room. sterben and i settle in and fall asleep (in separate beds of course).

in the dead of night, however, i suddenly wake up with the urge to pee. i don't want to go all the way down the hallway to the bathroom, but i also don't want to wake sterben by peeing in a bottle in our room. i pee quite forcefully, so waking him would almost be a certainty. i roll for int.

since i don't receive a response from the wheezedom deity @pandascepter , i short circuit and start peeing on the floor. sterben wakes up and watches in awe until i finish. we then tuck each other into (separate) beds and sleep.

however, i wake up the next day to find that sterben is nowhere to be found! i swiftly snatch his belongings, which are still in the room, and bolt for the door; not even the most aerodynamic imouto could match my speed. as i exit the inn, i hear arguing in the distance. approaching the raised voices, i find a titless priestess to be arguing with none other than sterben.

i place my hand on sterb's shoulder. "sterb... uh, @sterlen , we need to go do the thing that we thought of doing the other day or something i think maybe." my voice quivers like a wobbly penis.

"chotto the fuck," interjects the titless priestess before turning her gaze back to sterben. "does your name have a B in it?" she asks, violently. (for context, flat letters such as a lowercase L are promoted in the titless kingdom, while bouncy letters such as B are outlawed.)

realizing my slip of tongue, i audibly gasp while pondering my next course of action. i roll for int

 

[Richman]

 

[pandascepter]

since i don't receive a response from the wheezedom deity @pandascepter , i short circuit and start peeing on the floor. sterben wakes up and watches in awe until i finish. we then tuck each other into (separate) beds and sleep.

however, i wake up the next day to find that sterben is nowhere to be found! i swiftly snatch his belongings, which are still in the room, and bolt for the door; not even the most aerodynamic imouto could match my speed. as i exit the inn, i hear arguing in the distance. approaching the raised voices, i find a titless priestess to be arguing with none other than sterben.

i place my hand on sterb's shoulder. "sterb... uh, @sterlen , we need to go do the thing that we thought of doing the other day or something i think maybe." my voice quivers like a wobbly penis.

"chotto the fuck," interjects the titless priestess before turning her gaze back to sterben. "does your name have a B in it?" she asks, violently. (for context, flat letters such as a lowercase L are promoted in the titless kingdom, while bouncy letters such as B are outlawed.)

realizing my slip of tongue, i audibly gasp while pondering my next course of action. i roll for int

me is sleepy n tired all day.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

 

[pandascepter]

shhhhhh. here sosme yuri.

since i don't receive a response from the wheezedom deity @pandascepter , i short circuit and start peeing on the floor. sterben wakes up and watches in awe until i finish. we then tuck each other into (separate) beds and sleep.

however, i wake up the next day to find that sterben is nowhere to be found! i swiftly snatch his belongings, which are still in the room, and bolt for the door; not even the most aerodynamic imouto could match my speed. as i exit the inn, i hear arguing in the distance. approaching the raised voices, i find a titless priestess to be arguing with none other than sterben.

i place my hand on sterb's shoulder. "sterb... uh, @sterlen , we need to go do the thing that we thought of doing the other day or something i think maybe." my voice quivers like a wobbly penis.

"chotto the fuck," interjects the titless priestess before turning her gaze back to sterben. "does your name have a B in it?" she asks, violently. (for context, flat letters such as a lowercase L are promoted in the titless kingdom, while bouncy letters such as B are outlawed.)

realizing my slip of tongue, i audibly gasp while pondering my next course of action. i roll for int

you rolled 14.
"You like jazz?" speech 100 with confidence as the priestess getting she comperhend what does it mean. "Now, Ma'am you seems confused. I might a B, however I still am consider myself a B therefore i asked you, You like jazz? It's a reference to a B movie as you know it it's the most phenomenal movie of all time where the B make some female human to fall in love with B and make B rights to not destroy the enviroment." and then she replied "Ok, enough with the Bee, what is wrong with you. Your friend seems to forget that she's uh... @sterlen forgot to wear some pants, and it looked suspicious. I just want to conduct some search with her body." "Ah, I see" You replied with nervousness. As the priestess proceedd to conduct some search to sterlen body's and then she found a FUCKING 270mm COWGIRL FIGURINE FROM GOBLIN SLAYER. With that you need something to explain.

 

[sterven]

 

[sterven]

gotta bump this up so it doesnt get lost im too invested in the story

 

[Ivegotnolife]

 

[Ivegotnolife]

 

[pandascepter]

@EOTFOFYL

 

[sterven]

in my 3 min quest to find and necro a thread for a fellow member i stumbled upon this gold mine
https://forums.mangadex.org/threads/how-to-riot-on-mangadex.949038/

good times

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@EOTFOFYL

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

you rolled 14.
"You like jazz?" speech 100 with confidence as the priestess getting she comperhend what does it mean. "Now, Ma'am you seems confused. I might a B, however I still am consider myself a B therefore i asked you, You like jazz? It's a reference to a B movie as you know it it's the most phenomenal movie of all time where the B make some female human to fall in love with B and make B rights to not destroy the enviroment." and then she replied "Ok, enough with the Bee, what is wrong with you. Your friend seems to forget that she's uh... @sterlen forgot to wear some pants, and it looked suspicious. I just want to conduct some search with her body." "Ah, I see" You replied with nervousness. As the priestess proceedd to conduct some search to sterlen body's and then she found a FUCKING 270mm COWGIRL FIGURINE FROM GOBLIN SLAYER. With that you need something to explain.

time literally stops (due to @sterben's innate skill [TIMEsterb] that freezes time whenever his meter fills up. btw we still don't know exactly how or why his meter fills up. we've done various tests throughout our adventures to try and figure it out, but to no avail.)

now, one thing you need to know about sterben's [TIMEsterb] is that when it activates, there are actually two separate time factors that are effectively stopped: physical time and mental time. both are as you would intuit: physical time refers to the actions that an individual can take, while mental time is the actual observation of time's continuity (basically, whether or not an individual can observe what sterben does while his innate skill is active). one more thing to note, however: sterben can choose up to one person to stay unaffected by the skill's mental time-stop. that one person can comprehend what sterb does during the stop, and time SEEMS to move for the chosen individual, but he/she cannot physically move while the skill is active — only observe. sterben cannot choose the person unaffected by [TIMEsterb]'s mental time-stop on the fly, however. instead, he must give the person a talisman imbued with his energy, and that talisman must maintain contact with the chosen individual's physical form in order to take effect. if more than one person has been given both sterben's blessing and is in physical contact with the talisman, mental time will remain stopped for everyone other than sterben during his skill's activation. also, one last thing: sterben was born with his innate skill [TIMEsterb] as a result of his parent's genetics and respective innate skills.

while time is stopped, i observe sterben's actions. he takes a potion out from his shirt pocket and pours it into the priestess' mouth. he then flees the scene without resuming time. i stay still for what seems like hours until sterben finally comes back, now wearing a brand new pair of pants he must have stolen from somewhere not-so-nearby. i feel a bit irritated that sterb still hasn't remembered to check his habit of malingering during time-stops, even though i've reminded him to countless times, but i internally sigh and let it go for now.

then, with a flick of his wrist, sterben resumes time. the titless priestess immediately faints due to the sterben's potion. "sterben, you should've moved her somewhere else BEFORE resuming time" i exclaim, verbally.

we flee the scene and make our way towards the titless castle, where the final boss surely awaits. but suddenly, sterben trips on his pant leg! i knew he should've asked me to hem them, but it's too late now. sterben lays sprawled out on the sidewalk, his fancy new pants in tatters (metaphorically speaking). i roll for int to decide how i should console him.

 

[pandascepter]

holy heaven thats a good shif

 

[pandascepter]

@EOTFOFYL
is there any card that copies the effect of another card on mtg?