shitpost here

[Exiled]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN You said shitpost so I gave you a shit post. I mean literally, those were from letters to his wife.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@ABCsOfLife Shhh... it's a kids movie where logic does not apply...

@Exiled Yeah I guess

 

[BlackGeneral]

「 🐻 • 3D 」
In the deepest part of the internet you can find incredible videos.
To understand these videos you need at least 150 IQ and a Ph.D in internet culture.
These videos have ~100 views and you will always(47%of the time) find the same guys in the comments.
AutisticYui is one of them.

Just so you know...

 

[Xzayer]

The blood bank is an evil pyramid scheme perpetrated by Dracula and his night slaves.

 

[Ucluk4]

Nyankogelion
https://youtu.be/ZHI6fn5oVSo

 

[ABCsOfLife]

So there's a flying Green Goblin person carrying a rifle over at France recently...
What do you guys think? Should the person carry a rifle or pumpkin bomb? Do you think it's cool?

_{Source: https://gizmodo.com/french-inventor-touts-rifle-while-flying-turbine-powere-1836363914}

 

[Xzayer]

@ABCsOfLife

That device would help in making a great Tanya cosplay.


Legend says there was a sandwich that it so meticulous crafted it had to been created by black magic. They say it was forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!"

Yes........ it is coated in dijon mustard but there is no bacon. As there was no swine evil enough to sacrifice upon a bed of eeevil... and lettuce. Bed of evil and lettuce!!"

 

[BlackGeneral]

Do Do Do Do It

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Just realize you can put links on these: 😂😆😱

 

[BlackGeneral]

Clarence Kennedy is my favorite natty vegan anime olympic lifter.

Oh wait, you should watch the Season 1 first.

 

[Albwin]

Anti-joke here:

Which famous sightseeing spot in the US is famous for its bloodsucking tendencies?

Answer: The Vampire State Building.

 

[Xzayer]

It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, whether you're white, black, or Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is... except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Meanwhile.. Last Week on America.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

What the shizzle fizz?
How dare these people do that,
cold fries is a crime.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

That's true cold fries taste quite awful, but still 😂

 

[ABCsOfLife]

*update on this post*

Local Frenchman is now apparently trying to cross the sea from France to England by using his hoverboard!

 

[mrguest]

so french 3.0 soon?

 

[ABCsOfLife]

French 3.0? Did you mean like the revolution or do you mean like the French gonna start WW3 by invading England?

*Update on that update*
Local Frenchman succeed on crossing the English Channel

 

[BlackGeneral]

Speaking of how much French people are retarded.
The frenchiest man in the world.

This is why I didn't go to high school, all the guys were like that.

 

[orochijes]

Shitposting kills!