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So am I the only one upset about how WWII ended? I mean they built the main antagonist up to be the big bad and just when he is about to face justice, he goes and kills himself.

WTF was the point of him if FDR and Churchill were not going to fight him in an epic duel to save the world? And don't get me started on FDR! They just kill him half way through the war. Truman totally did not deserve to win the war, his character arc was not about war winning.

And it certainly wasn't about destroying two cities with bs super dues ex weapons that came out of no where.

And another thing that pissed me off is that in the last episode of the war we find out that Stalin was a bad guy the entire time! Where was this foreshadowed to us? WTF, absolute character assassination. He was all about freeing the oppressed and bringing about a new system that wasn't shackling the poor and they made him a dictator? That was bs.

Anyways, WWII was cool but its end was absolutely trash and I would like you guys to sign a petition to have it rewritten.
 
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War. War never changes. Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything: from God to justice to simple, psychotic rage.
In the year 2077, after millennia of armed conflict, the destructive nature of man could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of nuclear fire and radiation.
But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the world. Instead, the apocalypse was simply the prologue to another bloody chapter of human history. For man had succeeded in destroying the world - but war, war never changes.
In the early days, thousands were spared the horrors of the holocaust by taking refuge in enormous underground shelters, known as vaults. But when they emerged, they had only the hell of the wastes to greet them - all except those in Vault 101. For on that fateful day, when fire rained from the sky, the giant steel door of Vault 101 slid closed... and never reopened. It was here you were born. It is here you will die.
Because, in Vault 101: no one ever enters, and no one ever leaves.
 
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War has changed.

It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines.

War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.

War has changed.

ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities.

Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control.

War…has changed.

The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history.

War…has changed.

When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.
 
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One day I got up to get a drink and in the fridge I found a clear gallon jug full of a mysterious lavender-colored liquid. It was labelled with some paper taped on and the words read...
"Purple."
I was interested in this purple, so I poured myself a glass and let me tell you... THAT ÂŁ#%|<*+> $|-||+ IS THE BEST SUBSTANCE TO EVER ENTER MY WASTING CORPSE. IT TASTED LIKE PURE HAPPINESS. That's really the only way I could describe it. It did not taste like grape, or lavender, or anything else one might expect. It tasted only of pure joy.
I had to acquire more but alas I couldn’t find more. All I could think of was "essence of purple."

In the years since, it has been my purpose to acquire more purple. But I cannot find it. The internet tells me nothing. I need more purple but it ever eludes me. It is my Moby Dick, my violet whale.
If anybody has any information on the essence of purple please for the love of any and every god, tell me.
 
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If you are from the deep south then try combination of hydrocodone promethazine and sprite. add a couple of ounces to your sprite 'til it tastes good. You can also add a jolly rancher.
 
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I regret listening to the people who said black mirror was good. Two episodes in and there's already propaganda.
 

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