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You can derailed and make a fuss about politics on popular mangoes or official jannies thread while Fishman getting distracted. What are you guys going to do?
i consider my options and decide that i will need an army if i'm to destroy this titless world. sterven and i travel to the land of the defaultbros (now an endangered species with low birth rates). we try to convince the defaultbros to join us despite our past conflicts, since a titless world is more of a threat than any other.

i roll for int to see how it goes :haa:
 
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i consider my options and decide that i will need an army if i'm to destroy this titless world. sterven and i travel to the land of the defaultbros (now an endangered species with low birth rates). we try to convince the defaultbros to join us despite our past conflicts, since a titless world is more of a threat than any other.

i roll for int to see how it goes :haa:
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i consider my options and decide that i will need an army if i'm to destroy this titless world. sterven and i travel to the land of the defaultbros (now an endangered species with low birth rates). we try to convince the defaultbros to join us despite our past conflicts, since a titless world is more of a threat than any other.

i roll for int to see how it goes :haa:
Bro rolled 3... Anyway. As you planned to convice defaultbros to join in this journey in order to make the titless world become tiddies world. defaultbros sees far ahead because theyre bros that knows everything about mangoes, politics, people, etc.(you can see that on defaultbros quotes thread). defaultbros needed you to have a proof that you can destroy the titless world, since @EOTFOFYL did something awful as baiting them to get into the defaultbros qoutes thread trap.
 
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Bro rolled 3... Anyway. As you planned to convice defaultbros to join in this journey in order to make the titless world become tiddies world. defaultbros sees far ahead because theyre bros that knows everything about mangoes, politics, people, etc.(you can see that on defaultbros quotes thread). defaultbros needed you to have a proof that you can destroy the titless world, since @EOTFOFYL did something awful as baiting them to get into the defaultbros qoutes thread trap.
even though my int roll of 3 made me speak like a caveman, the unwashed defaultbro masses didn't fully understand my speech. i decide to give up on the defaultbros and try elsewhere. as i'm on my way out, i yell defaultbro slurs at them. they fail to comprehend the meaning of my words, yet still feel insulted due to my tone of voice.

as i travel on the outskirts of defaultbro village, i realize that i left two things in the village: sterben, and, more importantly, my 270mm figure of Cow Girl from my favorite mango Goblin Slayer. i roll for int to decide if i should go back or not
 
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even though my int roll of 3 made me speak like a caveman, the unwashed defaultbro masses didn't fully understand my speech. i decide to give up on the defaultbros and try elsewhere. as i'm on my way out, i yell defaultbro slurs at them. they fail to comprehend the meaning of my words, yet still feel insulted due to my tone of voice.

as i travel on the outskirts of defaultbro village, i realize that i left two things in the village: sterben, and, more importantly, my 270mm figure of Cow Girl from my favorite mango Goblin Slayer. i roll for int to decide if i should go back or not
You rolled 12. You decided to go back to the village to gather your team and the 270mm figurine of Cow Girl from Goblin Slayer, but as you come back to the village you see @EOTFOFYL on the ground dying need a potion to stay alive. (bro rolled 1, somehow). however you only have 3 potion in your bag for your journey to find partner to destroy this titless world. What are you going to do?
 
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You rolled 12. You decided to go back to the village to gather your team and the 270mm figurine of Cow Girl from Goblin Slayer, but as you come back to the village you see @EOTFOFYL on the ground dying need a potion to stay alive. (bro rolled 1, somehow). however you only have 3 potion in your bag for your journey to find partner to destroy this titless world. What are you going to do?
throw the potion, crit, hit for 4 damage. @EOTFOFYL died.
 
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You rolled 12. You decided to go back to the village to gather your team and the 270mm figurine of Cow Girl from Goblin Slayer, but as you come back to the village you see @EOTFOFYL on the ground dying need a potion to stay alive. (bro rolled 1, somehow). however you only have 3 potion in your bag for your journey to find partner to destroy this titless world. What are you going to do?
i place the potion on the ground and watch as EOTFOFYL crawls towards it in pain. right before he's able to grab it, i pick it up and move it a few more feet away. this repeats for around 2 hours until i get bored. i leave the potion on the ground for haikubro and carry on my way to find sterben and cow girl.

while strolling down the street, i notice a raggedy defaultbro sitting on the ground in front of various trinkets and wares laid out on a rug. one of the items is my cow girl figure. i must get my cow girl back, but i don't want to pay for something that was originally mine, and i really don't want to give a defaultbro money. i roll for int to decide my next move
 
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i place the potion on the ground and watch as EOTFOFYL crawls towards it in pain. right before he's able to grab it, i pick it up and move it a few more feet away. this repeats for around 2 hours until i get bored. i leave the potion on the ground for haikubro and carry on my way to find sterben and cow girl.

while strolling down the street, i notice a raggedy defaultbro sitting on the ground in front of various trinkets and wares laid out on a rug. one of the items is my cow girl figure. i must get my cow girl back, but i don't want to pay for something that was originally mine, and i really don't want to give a defaultbro money. i roll for int to decide my next move
You rolled 17. You asked defaultbro to give you back the figurine 270mm Cow Girl, however defaultbro's face seems in displeased, so you tell him about the cow girl secret. You told defaultbro, and defaultbro immediatley regret himself to have a bless to hear. After getting yourself the 270mm Cow Girl figurine back, you goin back to find @sterben you saw him being surrounded by the titless waifus. what are you going to do?

@EOTFOFYL rolled 4. you almost died, but then you see someone from far away running to you, when they appear in front of you and looking down while you're still dying despite the potion, you asked for help, however they keep their mouth shut and you see his hand appear to reach something from his back. You are scared to death it's bandit, so you closed your eyes.
 

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