shitpost here

[EOTFOFYL]

i still dont understand MTG ngl and if a lot startegies needed to be played as you climb the competitive then why the hell is Black Lotus banned, it's just a mana.

It's mathematics,
Laws of probability,
And even more math.
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/feature/how-build-mana-curve-2017-05-18

https://mtg.dawnglare.com/?p=lands

 

[Ivegotnolife]

math is EVILLL!!
​

 

[Ivegotnolife]

hovering over my small pfp on this thread's icon, it looks like i have 564 messages here. 565 now

I only have 533.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

I only have 533.

263

 

[pandascepter]

1234k

 

[Greenfrost]

Remember when American cartoons could have blood, disturbing themes, and murder? Then, in the 2000s people said the poor children need to be shielded from such horrors.

 

[pandascepter]

Remember when American cartoons could have blood, disturbing themes, and murder? Then, in the 2000s people said the poor children need to be shielded from such horrors.

Who are you???

plus cartoons these day are either bad gay or just straight bad

 

[Greenfrost]

Who are you???

plus cartoons these day are either bad gay or just straight bad

It's not surprising that you don't recognize me, now. I'm Greenfrost. I fell into a barrel of nuclear waste and turned into a fox with superpowers.

 

[sterven]

Remember when American cartoons could have blood, disturbing themes, and murder? Then, in the 2000s people said the poor children need to be shielded from such horrors.

lol yeah the heyday of american cartoons they don't make em' like they used to anymore

 

[EOTFOFYL]

borgar. imma post it on sunday

Where is my borgar?
you promised me a borgar
and I want it now.

 

[Greenfrost]

I want Five Guys.

 

[sterven]

I want Five Guys.

wrong place for that buddy

 

[pandascepter]

Where is my borgar?
you promised me a borgar
and I want it now.

i fell asleep and forget, but donw worry my american fellow. its still sunday there. imma post it now for borgar lore the continuation

 

[pandascepter]

time literally stops (due to @sterben's innate skill [TIMEsterb] that freezes time whenever his meter fills up. btw we still don't know exactly how or why his meter fills up. we've done various tests throughout our adventures to try and figure it out, but to no avail.)

now, one thing you need to know about sterben's [TIMEsterb] is that when it activates, there are actually two separate time factors that are effectively stopped: physical time and mental time. both are as you would intuit: physical time refers to the actions that an individual can take, while mental time is the actual observation of time's continuity (basically, whether or not an individual can observe what sterben does while his innate skill is active). one more thing to note, however: sterben can choose up to one person to stay unaffected by the skill's mental time-stop. that one person can comprehend what sterb does during the stop, and time SEEMS to move for the chosen individual, but he/she cannot physically move while the skill is active — only observe. sterben cannot choose the person unaffected by [TIMEsterb]'s mental time-stop on the fly, however. instead, he must give the person a talisman imbued with his energy, and that talisman must maintain contact with the chosen individual's physical form in order to take effect. if more than one person has been given both sterben's blessing and is in physical contact with the talisman, mental time will remain stopped for everyone other than sterben during his skill's activation. also, one last thing: sterben was born with his innate skill [TIMEsterb] as a result of his parent's genetics and respective innate skills.

while time is stopped, i observe sterben's actions. he takes a potion out from his shirt pocket and pours it into the priestess' mouth. he then flees the scene without resuming time. i stay still for what seems like hours until sterben finally comes back, now wearing a brand new pair of pants he must have stolen from somewhere not-so-nearby. i feel a bit irritated that sterb still hasn't remembered to check his habit of malingering during time-stops, even though i've reminded him to countless times, but i internally sigh and let it go for now.

then, with a flick of his wrist, sterben resumes time. the titless priestess immediately faints due to the sterben's potion. "sterben, you should've moved her somewhere else BEFORE resuming time" i exclaim, verbally.

we flee the scene and make our way towards the titless castle, where the final boss surely awaits. but suddenly, sterben trips on his pant leg! i knew he should've asked me to hem them, but it's too late now. sterben lays sprawled out on the sidewalk, his fancy new pants in tatters (metaphorically speaking). i roll for int to decide how i should console him.

You rolled 20.

You use steal and you got his new tattered fancy lookin new pants along with your 270mm COWGIRL FIGURINE FROM GOBLIN SLAYER. As you steal serben pants you quickly slap his lying ass down to up and run as quickly as possible and to the titless castle where you will meet @Fishman at the frontgate and @EOTFOFYL who betrayed you, you are standing there in front of them silence with sterben beside you; suddenly EOTFOFYL make his move because he will remember that day where you trolled him with the potion and reach a plate where its being hidden whats on the plate is, eventually EOTFOFYL opened it and show what is on the plate. "T-THOSE ARE!!!" you said calmly. "YES, These are your borgars. I've stole it from your house and reheat it with the oven." EOTFOFYL replied. "You will pay for that. Yes, sir. that will be 3.99." You jokingly as you distract him with your cringe joke you think a way to defeat Fishman and EOTFOFYL.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Greenfrost is a furry now?​

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Who are you???

plus cartoons these day are either bad gay or just straight bad

i rember greenfrost.

but i don't remember any good recent cartoons.

oh well, back to watching spongebobe reruns

 

[sterven]

You rolled 20.

You use steal and you got his new tattered fancy lookin new pants along with your 270mm COWGIRL FIGURINE FROM GOBLIN SLAYER. As you steal serben pants you quickly slap his lying ass down to up and run as quickly as possible and to the titless castle where you will meet @Fishman at the frontgate and @EOTFOFYL who betrayed you, you are standing there in front of them silence with sterben beside you; suddenly EOTFOFYL make his move because he will remember that day where you trolled him with the potion and reach a plate where its being hidden whats on the plate is, eventually EOTFOFYL opened it and show what is on the plate. "T-THOSE ARE!!!" you said calmly. "YES, These are your borgars. I've stole it from your house and reheat it with the oven." EOTFOFYL replied. "You will pay for that. Yes, sir. that will be 3.99." You jokingly as you distract him with your cringe joke you think a way to defeat Fishman and EOTFOFYL.

I always knew this version of EOTFOFYL was evil once he stops speaking in haiku you know shit is going down

 

[Greenfrost]

wrong place for that buddy

 

[EOTFOFYL]

You jokingly as you distract him with your cringe joke you think a way to defeat Fishman and EOTFOFYL.

Combat imminent,
a ragtag team blocks your path
to the next level.

 

[Angry_Panda]

@pandascepter : Serialization when?